Yet another atheist fruitcake gets caught.

I wonder where the religious fruitcakes are now ?

The are where they are supposed to be in their religious NGs.

It's the

atheists fruitcakes we have to worry about, for they are atrolling

far from

their atheist groups, and making a nuisance of themselves. I post you

back

to your home group: news:alt.support.nutty.as.a.fruitcake

Sorry Frank, but you don't have the right to exclude people from
newsgroups based upon your intolerance for their (dis)belief.

I don't. The subject is fruit cakes and we are Christian groups. No
connection!! We have lots of fruit cakes posting off topic material here,
but we Christians practice courtesy and send posts on to the correct groups
instead of just ignoring them. How about YOU practicing your manners instead
of complaining incessantly. "intolerance" indeed!!!!

Pastor Frank

2005-04-02 12:30:38 UTC

I wonder where the religious fruitcakes are now?

The are where they are supposed to be in their religious NGs

And yet here you are in Holysmoke, proving yourself a liar again.

Are you using one of our religious proprietary words in vain? The word
"holy" belongs to us and you can't have it. But I will give you the "smoke"
part, for we don't believe in smoking.

Dick Lankey

2005-04-03 04:40:53 UTC

I wonder where the religious fruitcakes are now?

The are where they are supposed to be in their religious NGs

And yet here you are in Holysmoke, proving yourself a liar again.

Are you using one of our religious proprietary words in vain? The word
"holy" belongs to us and you can't have it. But I will give you the
"smoke" part, for we don't believe in smoking.

I don't know what kind of Christian you are Frank, but the phrase "holy
smoke" has something to do with an event which will occur in the next
couple of weeks. It refers to the smoke of the burned ballots used in the
selection of the pope, black smoke if the ballot produces no result and
white smoke if there is a new pope.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-04 13:14:08 UTC

On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 00:45:36 GMT, "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44%

Jesus loves us as we love Him. You are just being jealous and "gnash
teeth" furiously in the "outer darkness" of hell. Why not join us in
praise and worship of Jesus? At least that would give you a positive
outlook and change your life completely.

So would believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

If i absolutely had to pick one god, I would probably be Jewish, the
Jewish god doesn't contradict himself nearly as much as the Christian
god and doesn't insist other follow the rules that he set for his chosen
folks... I kinda like gods who don't make other folks who don't believe
in him follow his laws.

You haven't read up on the subject much, have you? YHWH, the God of the
Jews brought them the 10 commandments, which among other things forbids
coveting what's they neighbour's and killing him to get it. Shortly
thereafter YHWH changed His mind and commanded the Hebrews to do some
serious coveting and "Kill all that breatheth" in the entire country, in
order to "possess the land" and "reap where you have not sown".
No. Give me Jesus any time. He would be against ALL of man's inhumanity
to man, making no exceptions. See below

Pastor Frank

Deuteronomy 20:16-17 But of the cities of these people, which the Lord
thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing
that breatheth. But thou shalt utterly destroy them; the Hittites, and the
Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites
as the Lord thy God has commanded thee."
Ezekiel 32:5 "I will strew your flesh upon the mountains, and fill the
valleys with your carcass. I will drench the land even to the mountains with
your flowing blood..."
Ezekiel 9:5 "Pass through the city after him, and smite; your eye shall
not spare and you shall show no pity; slay old men outright, young men and
maidens, little children and women...'"
Deut. 7:1 (KJV)When Yahweh your god has settled you in the land you're
about to occupy, and driven out many infidels before you...you're to cut
them down and exterminate them. You're to make no compromise with
them nor show them any mercy.
Joshua 10:40 - BBE So Joshua struck all the land, the hill-country, and
the South, and the lowland, and the slopes, and all their kings: he left
none remaining, but he utterly destroyed all that breathed, as God, the God
of Israel, commanded."
1 Samuel 15:3 - BBE Now go and strike Amalek, and utterly destroy all
that they have, and don't spare them; but kill both man and woman, infant
and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and donkey."
Isaiah 13:16 - BBE Their infants also will be dashed in pieces before
their eyes. Their houses will be ransacked, and their wives raped."
Hosea 13:16 - BBE Samaria will bear her guilt; For she has rebelled
against her God. They will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed
in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open."
Moses in Numbers 31:17-18 Now therefore kill every male among the
little ones, and kill every woman, that hath known man by lying with him.
But all the female children, that have not known man by lying with him,
keep alive for yourself.

unknown

2005-04-04 17:17:10 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
You haven't read up on the subject much, have you? YHWH, the God of the
Jews brought them the 10 commandments, which among other things forbids
coveting what's they neighbour's and killing him to get it. Shortly
thereafter YHWH changed His mind and commanded the Hebrews to do some
serious coveting and "Kill all that breatheth" in the entire country, in
order to "possess the land" and "reap where you have not sown".
No. Give me Jesus any time. He would be against ALL of man's inhumanity
to man, making no exceptions. See below
Pastor Frank

Jesus absolutely and unambiguously attributes all of his authority to
the "God of the Jews". Why do you think Xtians include the old
testament with the new testament, you incredible twitching idiot?

The ability to selectively re-edit the religion to gloss over
self-contradictory elements and reshape it in a way which is more
appealling to the individual worshipper's tastes and prejudices is one
of the great staying powers of Christianity.

There -isn't- really any religion called Christianity, in all reality
it's an incoherent babble of tribal religions sharing a few common
symbols. A franchise.

If it weren't for the intense hypocrisy which characterizes the
typical religious leader, it could never work. Your attempt to
rewrite the religion in a complete ahistorical and unsupportable way
above is a good example.

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Pastor Frank

2005-04-06 10:19:20 UTC

Jesus absolutely and unambiguously attributes all of his authority to
the "God of the Jews". Why do you think Xtians include the old
testament with the new testament, you incredible twitching idiot?

You are the "incredible twitching idiot" for not knowing, that Jesus
sees his beloved
Abba, daddy, His Father which is in heaven totally different from other
Judaist. He goes on to correct many of the socalled commandments of YHWH, in
particular the matter of divorce and hating one's enemies, exacting revenge,
giving selflessly, etc. etc.

Post by unknown
Your attempt to
rewrite the religion in a complete ahistorical and unsupportable way
above is a good example.
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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I'm PRO-ACCORDIAN and I VOTE

Satan told you to say that, but you don't have to. Ask Jesus for help
and he will snatch you out of Satan's claws.

unknown

2005-04-06 15:26:10 UTC

Jesus absolutely and unambiguously attributes all of his authority to
the "God of the Jews". Why do you think Xtians include the old
testament with the new testament, you incredible twitching idiot?

So you have completely failed to address my point and are now waving
your hands and using "etc. etc.".

What the hell are you talking about? Does using the word "Abba"
somehow explain your point in some mystical way? Because you aren't
making any sense barring that. You're talking gibberish. Jesus
wasn't a "Judaist", he was a "Jew". What "commandments" did Jesus
supposedly "correct"? There isn't a "commandment" about divorce that
I recall. Are you referring to something other than "commandments",
in the sense that everybody else in the world uses that word in the
context of referring to the bible?

I guess your hand-wavy, "etc. etc." point, when one peels off the bad
grammar and confusing usage, is that there are differences in tone
between the old and new testaments. Which is exactly the same as the
point you made previously, and completely fails to address my argument
against it.

Post by Pastor Frank
Satan told you to say that, but you don't have to. Ask Jesus for help
and he will snatch you out of Satan's claws.

Passive-aggression is the first refuge of those who can't manage
aggression.

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Plus on est de fous, plus on rit.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-07 15:10:51 UTC

Jesus absolutely and unambiguously attributes all of his authority to
the "God of the Jews". Why do you think Xtians include the old
testament with the new testament, you incredible twitching idiot?

So you have completely failed to address my point and are now waving
your hands and using "etc. etc.".
What the hell are you talking about? Does using the word "Abba"
somehow explain your point in some mystical way? Because you aren't
making any sense barring that. You're talking gibberish. Jesus
wasn't a "Judaist", he was a "Jew". What "commandments" did Jesus
supposedly "correct"? There isn't a "commandment" about divorce that
I recall. Are you referring to something other than "commandments",
in the sense that everybody else in the world uses that word in the
context of referring to the bible?
I guess your hand-wavy, "etc. etc." point, when one peels off the bad
grammar and confusing usage, is that there are differences in tone
between the old and new testaments. Which is exactly the same as the
point you made previously, and completely fails to address my argument
against it.

Post by Pastor Frank
Satan told you to say that, but you don't have to. Ask Jesus for help
and he will snatch you out of Satan's claws.

Passive-aggression is the first refuge of those who can't manage
aggression.
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Plus on est de fous, plus on rit.

Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy doesn't make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody. The word Satan
means adversary, prosecutor, accuser, nagger, liar etc. etc. and your
confession of being a Satan worshipper tells everyone you are lying and the
opposite is in fact true.

Virgil

2005-04-07 20:30:27 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy doesn't make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody.

Since we are most of us not ancient Semitics in alt.atheism, why don't
you do us all a favor and restrict your posts to ancient semitic NGs.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-08 06:29:09 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy doesn't make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody.

Since we are most of us not ancient Semitics in alt.atheism, why don't
you do us all a favor and restrict your posts to ancient semitic NGs.

I will do that as soon atheists stop proselytizing atheism in our
pristine Christian NGs.

Virgil

2005-04-08 07:55:43 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy doesn't make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody.

Since we are most of us not ancient Semitics in alt.atheism, why don't
you do us all a favor and restrict your posts to ancient semitic NGs.

I will do that as soon atheists stop proselytizing atheism in our
pristine Christian NGs.

Pristine? the newsgroups you posted to with this post are:
alt.christian.religion, alt.atheism, alt.atheism.holysmoke, alt.slack,
alt.support.nutty.as.a.fruitcake, alt.eat-shit-and-die,
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus, alt.i-hate.christians,
alt.religion.kibology

Pastor Frank

2005-04-08 22:06:19 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy doesn't make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody.

Since we are most of us not ancient Semitics in alt.atheism, why don't
you do us all a favor and restrict your posts to ancient semitic NGs.

I will do that as soon atheists stop proselytizing atheism in our
pristine Christian NGs.

alt.christian.religion, alt.atheism, alt.atheism.holysmoke, alt.slack,
alt.support.nutty.as.a.fruitcake, alt.eat-shit-and-die,
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus, alt.i-hate.christians,
alt.religion.kibology

Well?? It's not my fault you read a bunch of idiotic News Groups, is it?

Virgil

2005-04-09 18:45:49 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy doesn't make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody.

Since we are most of us not ancient Semitics in alt.atheism, why don't
you do us all a favor and restrict your posts to ancient semitic NGs.

I will do that as soon atheists stop proselytizing atheism in our
pristine Christian NGs.

Well?? It's not my fault you read a bunch of idiotic News Groups, is it?

I didn't say I read all of them, only that you posted to all of them.

I fact, the only one of them I read is alt.atheism, which seems to be a
target for the vitriol of every fundie nut on the web.

saint bubba

2005-04-10 00:41:18 UTC

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 12:45:49 -0600, Virgil

Post by Pastor Frank
Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy doesn't make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody.

Since we are most of us not ancient Semitics in alt.atheism, why don't
you do us all a favor and restrict your posts to ancient semitic NGs.

I will do that as soon atheists stop proselytizing atheism in our
pristine Christian NGs.

Well?? It's not my fault you read a bunch of idiotic News Groups, is it?

I didn't say I read all of them, only that you posted to all of them.
I fact, the only one of them I read is alt.atheism, which seems to be a
target for the vitriol of every fundie nut on the web.

well..advertising your antipodal theology would get the converters
trying to save your alleged soul. over here in alt.slack we only get
the weirdos who have a trouser fetish. and people who are utterly
opposed to taut rubber bands.

st bubba

Pastor Frank

2005-04-10 06:15:50 UTC

Post by saint bubba
On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 12:45:49 -0600, Virgil

Post by Pastor Frank
Just because ancient Semitic social and moral philosophy
doesn't
make
sense to you, doesn't mean it makes no sense to everybody.

Since we are most of us not ancient Semitics in alt.atheism, why don't
you do us all a favor and restrict your posts to ancient semitic NGs.

I will do that as soon atheists stop proselytizing atheism in our
pristine Christian NGs.

Well?? It's not my fault you read a bunch of idiotic News Groups, is it?

I didn't say I read all of them, only that you posted to all of them.
I fact, the only one of them I read is alt.atheism, which seems to be a
target for the vitriol of every fundie nut on the web.

I though those were Kibologists. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-09 22:15:22 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Well?? It's not my fault you read a bunch of idiotic News Groups, is it?

I didn't say I read all of them, only that you posted to all of them.
I fact, the only one of them I read is alt.atheism, which seems to be a
target for the vitriol of every fundie nut on the web.

So they say. But you know as well as I do, that atheism is mostly
complaints and very little else. After all athiesm is nothing but a
derivative of theism and a reaction thereto. Without theism to complain
about, it wouldn't even exist.

Virgil

2005-04-10 06:41:06 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Well?? It's not my fault you read a bunch of idiotic News Groups, is it?

I didn't say I read all of them, only that you posted to all of them.
I fact, the only one of them I read is alt.atheism, which seems to be a
target for the vitriol of every fundie nut on the web.

Without theism, it might not have been named, but, at least in the weak
sense of atheism, it would have to exist as a fact since then there
would be no belief in gods, and that is all that weak atheism requires.

Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure

2005-04-04 22:36:06 UTC

On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 00:45:36 GMT, "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44%

So would believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

<snippage>
yet, being raised methodist i do indeed recall reading both the new and
old testements... the old testament which you mention in your points
against YHWH and then followed up with good old jesus our peacenik
hippie friend.

Pastor Frank, are you telling me that all of Christianity is wrong and
only the NEW testament counts?

Remember what John told the world in Revelations as well, lest you curse
yourself more....
"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of
this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto
him the plagues that are written in this book:
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this
prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out
of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. "

TomH

2005-04-05 05:47:16 UTC

On Mon, 4 Apr 2005 09:14:08 -0400, "Pastor Frank"

Post by Pastor Frank
Ezekiel 32:5 "I will strew your flesh upon the mountains, and fill the
valleys with your carcass. I will drench the land even to the mountains with
your flowing blood..."

Isn't this from Pulp Fiction?

Man, that Tarantino plagiarizes everything!

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Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
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Pastor Frank

2005-04-06 08:33:43 UTC

Post by TomH
On Mon, 4 Apr 2005 09:14:08 -0400, "Pastor Frank"

Post by Pastor Frank
Ezekiel 32:5 "I will strew your flesh upon the mountains, and fill the
valleys with your carcass. I will drench the land even to the mountains with
your flowing blood..."

Isn't this from Pulp Fiction?
Man, that Tarantino plagiarizes everything!

If you have a beef with Judaism, please post to Judaic groups.
Personally I like Moses. At least he likes little girls "to do with as you
please". He doesn't kill "all that breatheth" like the others. I.e.
Moses in Numbers 31:17-18 Now therefore kill every male among the
little ones, and kill every woman, that hath known man by lying with him.
But all the female children, that have not known man by lying with him,
keep alive for yourself.
Joshua 10:40 - BBE So Joshua struck all the land, the hill-country, and
the South, and the lowland, and the slopes, and all their kings: he left
none remaining, but he utterly destroyed all that breathed, as YHWH, the
God of Israel, commanded."

Pastor Frank

2005-04-12 18:37:46 UTC

Post by Pastor Frank
Give me Jesus any time.

Clear proof the fake Pastor Frank thinks was an Alter Boy.

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Pastor Frank

2005-04-12 10:53:42 UTC

Shut up Puck. You are the nutball who is the subject of this post.
Don't you recognise yourself?

Now I am sure that I am wrong in this,

You are! And I'm glad you realize it! Confession is good for the soul and
repentance is the key to the Kingdom of Heaven. Hallelujah!!!!!

Sadly, that petty rejoinder, and your continued failure/inability, to
answer
the questions posed, leaves me no choice, but to assume that I am not
wrong.
I must conclude that you know nothing of philosophy, that your much
claimed,
superiority in philosophy, and the translation of "ancient metaphor", is
just
what it sounded like; Bull shit.
This conclusion is farther supported by your invariably resorting to
insults and
puerile semantics that would not make the grade, in a nursery school
playground
slanging match, every time you are challenged WRT, your beliefs, and how
they
relate to xtianity and the bible.
Puck Greenman
The spelling Like any opinion stated here
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.

Puck you have been posting this objection word for word to our
pristine Christian NGs for oodles of years and have yet to make a convert.
Why don't you be a good boy and post your favourite atheist mantras to your
atheist NGs who are all hankering to hear from you. Let's face it, Religious
Philosophy is beyond you and you get all apoplectic reading it here. Next
you will blame us for your high blood-pressure or something.
I post you over to them, and please stay there this time. Thanks.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-04 13:40:22 UTC

"Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure"

yeah... i will stick with Eris... at least she leaves me alone most of
the time.

If they aren't constantly poking you and yelling at you to sit up
straight, its not a real deity.

This is such a coincidence!!!! My mother used to send me fruitcake every
Christmas from this company in Texas!!! I forget what it was called but
for fruitcake it was pretty good, it had pecans in it!!!! But after
about five years I was like, okay that's enough!!!! Then she started
sending me SWEATERS!!! After about three years she sent me the UGLIEST
sweater I ever saw!!! SO I SENT IT BACK TO HER!!!! A few months later
I saw a Haitian immigrant on the subway wearing THE IDENTICAL SWEATER!!!
Maybe not the very same one, but the very same pattern!!!! And I have
to say that at that time Haitians were not yet considered bellwethers of
fashion!!!! I have always wanted to use "bellwether," "loath to," and
"linch pin" in the same sentence!!!! So you can SEE what a COINCIDENCE
this is!!!!!!

"Coincidence"? There are no coincidences in Christian groups. We call
them miracles. Is it your intention to proselytize for atheism in our
pristine news:alt.christian.religion ?

nenslo

2005-04-04 22:53:50 UTC

"Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure"

yeah... i will stick with Eris... at least she leaves me alone most of
the time.

If they aren't constantly poking you and yelling at you to sit up
straight, its not a real deity.

"Coincidence"? There are no coincidences in Christian groups. We call
them miracles. Is it your intention to proselytize for atheism in our
pristine news:alt.christian.religion ?

Well it is pretty hard for me to believe that a loving god could create
such an ugly sweater. If it was a miracle I would have to call it a
Miracle of Ugliness.

Virgil

2005-04-04 22:57:23 UTC

Post by nenslo

"Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure"

yeah... i will stick with Eris... at least she leaves me alone most of
the time.

If they aren't constantly poking you and yelling at you to sit up
straight, its not a real deity.

"Coincidence"? There are no coincidences in Christian groups. We call
them miracles. Is it your intention to proselytize for atheism in our
pristine news:alt.christian.religion ?

Well it is pretty hard for me to believe that a loving god could create
such an ugly sweater. If it was a miracle I would have to call it a
Miracle of Ugliness.

And those anti-atheist proselytizers who crosspost to alt.atheism should
not bitch when people from alt.atheism crosspost back.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-08 06:08:37 UTC

Why don't the two of you take your petty internecine squabbles
out of alt.atheism and go back to your own petty NGs?

We do intend to get the gay petty squabbler
Bernhard Schornak
Hardenbergstr. 14
D-Augsburg 86165
Germany
We need help, executing God's will for, and upon, Bernhard Schornak.

Well, you won't get much of your god's help here, so take your problem
elsewhere.

Actually I live in Todmorden, Yorkshire and the fake Rev. Dick knows
that, but he has this fetish about anything German. I hear Interpol is
looking for him in regards to his sex-tourism and some poor black HIV
infected natives complaining about him stiffing them for the fee charged
allowing him to sexually abuse their children.
You can tell his prurient interests just from the lowbrow groups he
subscribes to. His mind is gone Virgil, just ignore him, and don't let him
get anywhere near your kids.

Virgil

2005-04-08 07:46:52 UTC

Why don't the two of you take your petty internecine squabbles
out of alt.atheism and go back to your own petty NGs?

We do intend to get the gay petty squabbler
Bernhard Schornak
Hardenbergstr. 14
D-Augsburg 86165
Germany
We need help, executing God's will for, and upon, Bernhard Schornak.

Well, you won't get much of your god's help here, so take your problem
elsewhere.

I don't want either of you anywhere near my kids or even "my" newwsgroup
(mine only in the sense that I am agnostic, so fit in fairly well at
alt.atheism, whereas you two squabblers do not).

Pastor Frank

2005-04-08 22:26:13 UTC

Why don't the two of you take your petty internecine squabbles
out of alt.atheism and go back to your own petty NGs?

We do intend to get the gay petty squabbler
Bernhard Schornak
Hardenbergstr. 14
D-Augsburg 86165
Germany
We need help, executing God's will for, and upon, Bernhard Schornak.

Well, you won't get much of your god's help here, so take your problem
elsewhere.

I don't want either of you anywhere near my kids or even "my" newwsgroup
(mine only in the sense that I am agnostic, so fit in fairly well at
alt.atheism, whereas you two squabblers do not).

I don't think Gautama Buddha would approve of your choice of News
Groups, Virgil!!!

Virgil

2005-04-09 18:58:53 UTC

Why don't the two of you take your petty internecine squabbles
out of alt.atheism and go back to your own petty NGs?

We do intend to get the gay petty squabbler
Bernhard Schornak
Hardenbergstr. 14
D-Augsburg 86165
Germany
We need help, executing God's will for, and upon, Bernhard Schornak.

Well, you won't get much of your god's help here, so take your problem
elsewhere.

I don't want either of you anywhere near my kids or even "my" newwsgroup
(mine only in the sense that I am agnostic, so fit in fairly well at
alt.atheism, whereas you two squabblers do not).

I don't think Gautama Buddha would approve of your choice of News
Groups, Virgil!!!

I was under the imporession that he was agnostic himself. The weak
version of atheism (no belief in a god, but not belief in no gods) fits
right in with Buddhism.

HellPope Huey

2006-02-05 18:03:22 UTC

Mmmm, atheist fruitcake... so sharp and juicy, with an aftertaste that
lingers like the futility of a horny 15-year-old gazing at bazeers in
K-Mart... can't prove it, can't DISprove it. HULK FIND BANKRUPT ARGUMENT
FUNEEEE!!

--

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Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom,
you should always carry a gun.
Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly
that you're always making a choice.
~ Lina Wertmuller

Oh, come on.
If you can't laugh at the walking dead,
who can you laugh at?
~ Dan Fielding, "Night Court"

http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/

Pastor Frank

2005-04-12 06:21:12 UTC

Bis den wunschen wir das du weiter
machst mit deine Scheisse.

Please check your Bible (King James Version). You will see that God
speaks, and is, English. Foreign languages are for the Devil, and his
followers.

Glad to hear from the REAL Dr. Rev. Richard Foot. I can always tell by
his sensible comments, not like that vile and preposterous imitation and
impostor, who surely will get stoned according to the Laws of YHWH once our
True Christians® get ahold of him.
Few realize, that God is not only an English speaking man, but a white
English speaking man, for He said: "I am what I am". Had he been an American
black man, He would have said: Ah is whot ah is.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-20 05:54:50 UTC

Der Teufel hat schon platz fur dich gemacht, Pastor Frank. Dein platz
ist gleich nebenan von Vojtila. Bisher ist es keinen gelungen gott zu
vergnugen mit die heutigen regeln. Wir sehen aus nach deine ankunft...
Bis den wunschen wir das du weiter machst mit deine Scheisse.

Not bad German for a bloomin' Englishman, but still full of mistakes.
Learn the meaning of "Hauptwort" and rules of capitalization. You also
show
a complete lack of understanding what Christ and His love and grace is
all
about.

For the record: I'm actually Dutch/Spanish and find England almost as
boring as you and your bovine faeces. Your guess about my roots is as
wrong as your guess about your particular Gods' existence. }:)

I thought the author was that trolling imitation and impostor of our
illustrious Rev. Dr. Richard Foot, the Guardian of English True
Christianity® who is indeed akin to "bovine feces".
If you are Dutch/Spanish, dan warom praat jij geen Hollands in plaats
van Duits?

The only god that may save you, can be seen in any mirror.

Again you misunderstand the Christian philosophical system. In the
Christian envelope, the word "God" symbolizes our ideals, and we are not our
own ideals. Only atheists consider themselves sufficiently perfect to follow
what they "see in the mirror", meaning themselves.

Pastor Frank

2005-04-14 05:51:57 UTC