Discussion:
Parallel: Duhwreck & Chicken Wrist (Was: Re: Bah)
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man "automatic garage door"
2004-10-14 16:39:35 UTC
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So Cujo DeSockpuppet sez to me, they sez:

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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is starting to
read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be organic
or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a lot in
common these days. They are both owned by multiple people who, in
turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew lots of terminally
stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed with the topic of sexuality
(Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas Asscreme wants a man, badly).
Finally, they both follow their owners/obsessees around like lost
little puppies until they're either spanked off of a thread or ignored
for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always been a
rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be an incredibly
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky quotes
which I posted a while back. It's missing his hilarious martial arts
blather, but just about everything else worth reading for brevity is
there. The problem is that Roberta is so scared to be himself anymore
that he's been reduced to Duhrek's bland "IKYABWAI, fag" tactics.
It's kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason. I have a few of
MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?

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Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates. He's
almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points. Don't make
me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
--
Hi Everybody But J***!
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2004-10-15 05:39:22 UTC
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is starting to
read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a lot in
common these days. They are both owned by multiple people who, in
turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew lots of terminally
stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed with the topic of sexuality
(Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas Asscreme wants a man, badly).
Finally, they both follow their owners/obsessees around like lost
little puppies until they're either spanked off of a thread or
ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always been a
rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be an
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky quotes
which I posted a while back. It's missing his hilarious martial
arts blather, but just about everything else worth reading for
brevity is there. The problem is that Roberta is so scared to be
himself anymore that he's been reduced to Duhrek's bland "IKYABWAI,
fag" tactics. It's kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason. I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates. He's
almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points. Don't
make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
man "automatic garage door"
2004-10-15 16:33:44 UTC
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is starting to
read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a lot in
common these days. They are both owned by multiple people who, in
turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew lots of terminally
stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed with the topic of sexuality
(Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas Asscreme wants a man, badly).
Finally, they both follow their owners/obsessees around like lost
little puppies until they're either spanked off of a thread or
ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always been a
rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be an
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky quotes
which I posted a while back. It's missing his hilarious martial
arts blather, but just about everything else worth reading for
brevity is there. The problem is that Roberta is so scared to be
himself anymore that he's been reduced to Duhrek's bland "IKYABWAI,
fag" tactics. It's kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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!!
I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you xpoasted your
"stalked" message is obtuse.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer making Teh Mop
Jockey websites all weekend.

"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."

Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that someone
following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in local
hierarchies". Post something to your precious local hierarchy without
CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime. I couldn't also help but present at
the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a scorn lover in just
about any group he posts in. You even stalked him to Amazon and tried to
interfere with his book sales. You are a hypocrite and you know it.

But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a subject
matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates. He's
almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points. Don't
make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected sentiments towards
yourself sometime.
--
Hi Everybody But J***!
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2004-10-16 01:27:58 UTC
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
<trim>
4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is starting to
read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a lot
in common these days. They are both owned by multiple people who,
in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew lots of
terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed with the topic
of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas Asscreme wants a
man, badly). Finally, they both follow their owners/obsessees
around like lost little puppies until they're either spanked off
of a thread or ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always been
a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be an
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky quotes
which I posted a while back. It's missing his hilarious martial
arts blather, but just about everything else worth reading for
brevity is there. The problem is that Roberta is so scared to be
himself anymore that he's been reduced to Duhrek's bland
"IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to the
Transvestite Ball.

So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you xpoasted
your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this point,
freak.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer making Teh
Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi. But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it during
the week.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all weekend
to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are now. Hop to it,
fruitcake.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in local
hierarchies". Post something to your precious local hierarchy without
CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping you
going on your way to your next meltdown.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a scorn
lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey? Nothing like
repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon as a kook.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a hypocrite
and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were to
people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They weren't
disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit, Roberta?

I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak. You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing so that
all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your kookiness.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates.
He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points.
Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected sentiments
towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have suggested I
need help. You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.

I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Official Slapper of Spamming Mary the Drama Queen. Meow.
"You will lose your ass when I sue you fraud. I have never plagiarized
anything." - Edmo, caught red-handed again, adds to the Lawsuit List.
Free Speech
2004-10-16 02:35:31 UTC
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On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 01:27:58 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
For christ freaking sake, get rid of that ridiculous header you have there,
fool.

It looks like graffiti on a bathroom wall.
Art Deco
2004-10-16 03:33:47 UTC
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Post by Free Speech
On Sat, 16 Oct 2004 01:27:58 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
For christ freaking sake, get rid of that ridiculous header you have there,
fool.
It looks like graffiti on a bathroom wall.
Mrs. Word Salad still has those industrial-strength clue barriers in
place.

--
man "automatic garage door"
2004-10-18 17:30:07 UTC
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is starting to
read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a lot
in common these days. They are both owned by multiple people who,
in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew lots of
terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed with the topic
of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas Asscreme wants a
man, badly). Finally, they both follow their owners/obsessees
around like lost little puppies until they're either spanked off
of a thread or ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always been
a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be an
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky quotes
which I posted a while back. It's missing his hilarious martial
arts blather, but just about everything else worth reading for
brevity is there. The problem is that Roberta is so scared to be
himself anymore that he's been reduced to Duhrek's bland
"IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities
Eh? When did I "whine to GeoCities", Sherlock F0amz?
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to the
Transvestite Ball.
So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Wouldn't know but I'm sure your mother stole the show.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! !!
I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you xpoasted
your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this point,
freak.
I understand quite well that you are in denial of your ghoulish stalking.
So much so, that you project it on everybody else every chance you get.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer making Teh
Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi.
Ah, so I was mostly right.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it during
the week.
Wow.

You must be pretty technically advanced if you still have to email stuff,
instead of say, running VNC, X11, or a ssh terminal. j00 aer so l33t
hax0rboi.

Go read your Wollmann books, l0on.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all weekend
to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are now. Hop to it,
fruitcake.
So did you get all of your "Teh Mop Jockey" homework done?
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in local
hierarchies". Post something to your precious local hierarchy without
CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting
I only added 1 group. alt.fuck. Such xpoasts are 100% on topic for
alt.fuck. The readers of alt.fuck have spaeken.

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To offset my adding a group you profess to *not* reading, I will add a group
that you *do* read. Please whine some more, Kev.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping you
going on your way to your next meltdown.
It seems to be backfiring wonderfully for you, nutcase.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a scorn
lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey? Nothing like
repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon as a kook.
So you're saying that I've failed to connect you to any uber-obsessive
behavior revolving around Wollmann?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cujo+wollmann&btnG=Search
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,670 for cujo wollmann.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cujo%20wollmann&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wg
Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for cujo wollmann. (0.66 seconds)

(If the reader isn't laughing right now, then I guarantee the reader is a
k0ok)

:)
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a hypocrite
and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were to
people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They weren't
disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit, Roberta?
Well, let's see... Since I *don't* have the time to waste reading about
delusive astrology claptrap I'll never believe... Since I can usually find
something more entertaining and/or educational to bide my time without
paying a shipping charge... and finally since I am not "Cujo" with a
demented obsession to stalk Wollmann and proofread his writings...

I think you might be getting the picture, Kev... Well, probably not the
*whole* picture, as expected.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Where is your honest review for "How I Drew Attention to my Sick Obsession
With Wollmann with Offgroup Stalking and Other Loser Tactics"?
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak.
Shore ya don't.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing so that
all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your kookiness.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates.
He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points.
Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected sentiments
towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have suggested I
need help.
It's probably because they aren't ready for such a challenge. Have you told
them about your history of RL threats of violence and fighting on usenet,
yet?
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.
You might get some questions from them along the lines of "Why the hell are
you following astrology loons around and actually reading what they write,
much less spend *extra* time building websites?"
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I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
Sure Kev. You make sure I am the first to know when you contact your shrink
"friends" and show them your albums of "Teh Mop Jockey" collectables. Let
me know how they "verify" that *I* am insane. <pat, pat>
--
Hi Everybody But J***!
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is starting
to read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a
lot in common these days. They are both owned by multiple
people who, in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew
lots of terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed with
the topic of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas Asscreme
wants a man, badly). Finally, they both follow their
owners/obsessees around like lost little puppies until they're
either spanked off of a thread or ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always
been a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky
quotes which I posted a while back. It's missing his hilarious
martial arts blather, but just about everything else worth
reading for brevity is there. The problem is that Roberta is so
scared to be himself anymore that he's been reduced to Duhrek's
bland "IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities
Eh? When did I "whine to GeoCities", Sherlock F0amz?
Ah! You claim you didn't? Very well. There's still more fun to be had
beating you over the head with your own words, Mop Jockey.
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but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to the
Transvestite Ball.
So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Wouldn't know but I'm sure your mother stole the show.
Damn. What a devastating comeback.
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I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you
xpoasted your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this point,
freak.
I understand quite well that you are in denial of your ghoulish
stalking. So much so, that you project it on everybody else every
chance you get.
You're so funny when you're melting down, Bobbi!
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Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer making
Teh Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi.
Ah, so I was mostly right.
No, you were right about 45 seconds of the weekend. The rest was food,
bevs and some housekeeping.
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week.
Wow.
It doesn't take much to get you going, Roberta.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
You must be pretty technically advanced if you still have to email
stuff, instead of say, running VNC, X11, or a ssh terminal. j00 aer
so l33t hax0rboi.
Nah. I just keep the passwords on a computer not connected to a network.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Go read your Wollmann books, l0on.
Books? You hace Volume II of the Wollkook?
Post by man "automatic garage door"
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all
weekend to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are
now. Hop to it, fruitcake.
So did you get all of your "Teh Mop Jockey" homework done?
Nah. I figured I'd wait for the rest of your upcoming meltdown, freak.
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Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in
local hierarchies". Post something to your precious local hierarchy
without CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting
I only added 1 group. alt.fuck. Such xpoasts are 100% on topic for
alt.fuck. The readers of alt.fuck have spaeken.
So why are you stalking me in a local hierarchy, Mop Monkey?
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Re: Announce: Free Scam on Past Lives, Dreams and Soul Travel
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Re: Announce: Free Scam on Past Lives, Dreams and Soul Travel
Wed, 13 Oct 2004 17:19:39 -0400
Jersey Attention Whores for Attention
To offset my adding a group you profess to *not* reading, I will add a
group that you *do* read. Please whine some more, Kev.
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it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping you
going on your way to your next meltdown.
It seems to be backfiring wonderfully for you, nutcase.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a
scorn lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey? Nothing
like repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon as a kook.
So you're saying that I've failed to connect you to any uber-obsessive
behavior revolving around Wollmann?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cujo+wollmann&btnG=Search
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,670 for cujo wollmann.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cujo%20wollmann&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wg
Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for cujo wollmann. (0.66 seconds)
(If the reader isn't laughing right now, then I guarantee the reader
is a k0ok)
Or he can check my .sig file, St00pid.
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You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a
hypocrite and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were to
people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They
weren't disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit,
Roberta?
Well, let's see... Since I *don't* have the time to waste reading
about delusive astrology claptrap I'll never believe... Since I can
usually find something more entertaining and/or educational to bide my
time without paying a shipping charge... and finally since I am not
"Cujo" with a demented obsession to stalk Wollmann and proofread his
writings...
I never bought the book, idiot. I merely borrowed on of the 19+ copies he
forced on the SD Public Library system. It was a good laugh and cost
nothing.
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I think you might be getting the picture, Kev... Well, probably not
the *whole* picture, as expected.
I don't want to see any pictures you might want so desperately to
provide, fr00tcake.
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I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Where is your honest review for "How I Drew Attention to my Sick
Obsession With Wollmann with Offgroup Stalking and Other Loser
Tactics"?
It's on Amazon? ISBN, pleace!
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But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak.
Shore ya don't.
OK, I care enough to laugh at them.
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You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing so
that all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your
kookiness.
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That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates.
He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points.
Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected sentiments
towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have suggested I
need help.
It's probably because they aren't ready for such a challenge. Have
you told them about your history of RL threats of violence and
fighting on usenet, yet?
Rilly? Message-ID please?
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You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.
You might get some questions from them along the lines of "Why the
hell are you following astrology loons around and actually reading
what they write, much less spend *extra* time building websites?"
Answer: To watch kooks like you whine about it.
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I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
Sure Kev. You make sure I am the first to know when you contact your
shrink "friends" and show them your albums of "Teh Mop Jockey"
collectables. Let me know how they "verify" that *I* am insane.
<pat, pat>
Damn. Looks like I'll have to let the cat out of the bag. They've already
seen it.

It had them stifling laughter until they came to the part where all those
sockpuppets of Carl sicced me on you.

One asked me if entrusting you with a mop was a safe thing.
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is starting
to read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a
lot in common these days. They are both owned by multiple
people who, in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew
lots of terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed with
the topic of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas Asscreme
wants a man, badly). Finally, they both follow their
owners/obsessees around like lost little puppies until they're
either spanked off of a thread or ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always
been a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky
quotes which I posted a while back. It's missing his hilarious
martial arts blather, but just about everything else worth
reading for brevity is there. The problem is that Roberta is so
scared to be himself anymore that he's been reduced to Duhrek's
bland "IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
Here's a Pop Quiz for you, Hotshot:

Did I ever say I was going to "take it down"?
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I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities
Eh? When did I "whine to GeoCities", Sherlock F0amz?
Ah! You claim you didn't?
Sure. But if I said I did, it was a lie. :) Have fun!
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Very well. There's still more fun to be had
beating you over the head with your own words, Mop Jockey.
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but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to the
Transvestite Ball.
So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Wouldn't know but I'm sure your mother stole the show.
Damn. What a devastating comeback.
Considering that there really doesn't need to be a comeback for the typical
faglame (or *any* *lame, fwiw), it seems I have performed above and beyond
the call of duty.
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I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
So when are you going to sue me for stalking your poasts, whiner?
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alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you
xpoasted your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this point,
freak.
I understand quite well that you are in denial of your ghoulish
stalking. So much so, that you project it on everybody else every
chance you get.
Most people would have some type of proof that they weren't yammering on
about Edmond Wollmann like a demented psycho for the last 10 years. But
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You're so funny when you're melting down, Bobbi!
You're so "melty" when you are in denial of your ghoulish stalking.
KEYWORDS: "Melty Ghoulish Stalking"
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Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer making
Teh Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi.
Ah, so I was mostly right.
No, you were right about 45 seconds of the weekend. The rest was food,
bevs and some housekeeping.
So does your housekeeping include patching up the bullet holes in your
apartment since you admittedly live in a shithole? You were planning to
move, no? I might suggest purchasing an actual house somewhere instead of
a crackhouse apt in the barrio, numbnutz. Whoops, sorry. I guess you'd
need to be able to *afford* something better first. My bad.
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But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week.
Wow.
It doesn't take much to get you going, Roberta.
It doesn't take much for you to reveal your control issues.
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
You must be pretty technically advanced if you still have to email
stuff, instead of say, running VNC, X11, or a ssh terminal. j00 aer
so l33t hax0rboi.
Nah. I just keep the passwords on a computer not connected to a network.
So how do you "forward" the passwords there? Bike messenger?

It sure seems like you are full of shit, starting with the claim that you
actually have a place where you "work".

"But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week."

See?
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
Go read your Wollmann books, l0on.
Books? You hace Volume II of the Wollkook?
Vol II? GOOD ONE!

...everybody knows that you'll be writing Vol I for the rest of your life.
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"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all
weekend to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are
now. Hop to it, fruitcake.
So did you get all of your "Teh Mop Jockey" homework done?
Nah. I figured I'd wait for the rest of your upcoming meltdown, freak.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
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Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in
local hierarchies". Post something to your precious local hierarchy
without CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting
I only added 1 group. alt.fuck. Such xpoasts are 100% on topic for
alt.fuck. The readers of alt.fuck have spaeken.
Oh, yeah.... and I *didn't* xpoast the reply to any groups that you didn't
already. Check those headers again...
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So why are you stalking me in a local hierarchy, Mop Monkey?
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is not a local hierarchy despite your claims
otherwise. I just responded to your post without trimming the xposts. Why
are you whining that people are stalking you? Are you afraid to leave your
house because of it?

I will however, respond to any post of yours or anybody elses in *any*
hierarchy simply because when I do you whine about it a lot, make a lot of
websites about it, then whine about it some more. All in all, I get to
make you look like a fucking idiot for a small investment in time.
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Re: Announce: Free Scam on Past Lives, Dreams and Soul Travel
Mon, 2 Aug 2004 22:50:18 +0000 (UTC)
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Re: Announce: Free Scam on Past Lives, Dreams and Soul Travel
Wed, 13 Oct 2004 17:19:39 -0400
Jersey Attention Whores for Attention
To offset my adding a group you profess to *not* reading, I will add a
group that you *do* read. Please whine some more, Kev.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping you
going on your way to your next meltdown.
It seems to be backfiring wonderfully for you, nutcase.
And hey, lookee... You didn't bother to correct 'Teh Mop Jockey'. I didn't
add *any* groups to that response. Same froups as your above message, but
you say *I* crossposted it to some group you don't read. You only failed
to "correct" me because it would have brought more attention to your lies
that I xpoasted my response to your "stalked" message to any group besides
the ones you already poasted it in.
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a
scorn lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey? Nothing
like repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon as a kook.
So you're saying that I've failed to connect you to any uber-obsessive
behavior revolving around Wollmann?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cujo+wollmann&btnG=Search
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,670 for cujo wollmann.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cujo%20wollmann&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wg
Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for cujo wollmann. (0.66 seconds)
(If the reader isn't laughing right now, then I guarantee the reader
is a k0ok)
Or he can check my .sig file, St00pid.
I'm sorry. I was busy laughing at your self-aggrandizing sig file.
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You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a
hypocrite and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were to
people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They
weren't disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit,
Roberta?
Well, let's see... Since I *don't* have the time to waste reading
about delusive astrology claptrap I'll never believe... Since I can
usually find something more entertaining and/or educational to bide my
time without paying a shipping charge... and finally since I am not
"Cujo" with a demented obsession to stalk Wollmann and proofread his
writings...
I never bought the book, idiot. I merely borrowed on of the 19+ copies he
forced on the SD Public Library system. It was a good laugh and cost
nothing.
There is no possible way that there is anybody alive in more denial than
you, Cooj.

I don't care *how* you acquired a book written by Edmo. It is as plain as
day that you are obsessed with Wollmann.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I think you might be getting the picture, Kev... Well, probably not
the *whole* picture, as expected.
I don't want to see any pictures you might want so desperately to
provide, fr00tcake.
Then why did you hop over to my Livejournal?
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I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Where is your honest review for "How I Drew Attention to my Sick
Obsession With Wollmann with Offgroup Stalking and Other Loser
Tactics"?
It's on Amazon? ISBN, pleace!
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But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak.
Shore ya don't.
OK, I care enough to laugh at them.
So where the fuck is the rest of the laughing gang? Did kook-watch go
bankrupt?
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You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing so
that all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your
kookiness.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates.
He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points.
Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected sentiments
towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have suggested I
need help.
It's probably because they aren't ready for such a challenge. Have
you told them about your history of RL threats of violence and
fighting on usenet, yet?
Rilly? Message-ID please?
Are you saying you've never poasted any insanity about meeting someone at a
certain place to fight? I'd fight you, but you're too pussy to challenge
me.
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You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.
You might get some questions from them along the lines of "Why the
hell are you following astrology loons around and actually reading
what they write, much less spend *extra* time building websites?"
Answer: To watch kooks like you whine about it.
Boy. You got me there. Nice recursive definition you got yourself.
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I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
Sure Kev. You make sure I am the first to know when you contact your
shrink "friends" and show them your albums of "Teh Mop Jockey"
collectables. Let me know how they "verify" that *I* am insane.
<pat, pat>
Damn. Looks like I'll have to let the cat out of the bag. They've already
seen it.
That sure is convenient and all, but you really have no friends.
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It had them stifling laughter until they came to the part where all those
sockpuppets of Carl sicced me on you.
Did you show them the part where I ruined your gang's yahoo group by
releasing it's contents under GPL? I know you guys are always going to be
pissed about that. Not as pissed as Lewis got when I built that one
website, mind you.
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One asked me if entrusting you with a mop was a safe thing.
"one"? These "people" share striking similarities to your fevered
imagination? Were they green with antennae and able to float around the
room? Did "they" refer to you as "Dum-Dum"?
--
Hi Everybody But J***!
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is
starting to read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a
lot in common these days. They are both owned by multiple
people who, in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew
lots of terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed
with the topic of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas
Asscreme wants a man, badly). Finally, they both follow their
owners/obsessees around like lost little puppies until they're
either spanked off of a thread or ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always
been a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky
quotes which I posted a while back. It's missing his
hilarious martial arts blather, but just about everything else
worth reading for brevity is there. The problem is that
Roberta is so scared to be himself anymore that he's been
reduced to Duhrek's bland "IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's kind
of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
Did I ever say I was going to "take it down"?
Need a reminder, MJ? Check the site.
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I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities
Eh? When did I "whine to GeoCities", Sherlock F0amz?
Ah! You claim you didn't?
Sure. But if I said I did, it was a lie. :) Have fun!
Lack of credibility noted, fuckstick.
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Very well. There's still more fun to be had
beating you over the head with your own words, Mop Jockey.
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but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to
the Transvestite Ball.
So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Wouldn't know but I'm sure your mother stole the show.
Damn. What a devastating comeback.
Considering that there really doesn't need to be a comeback for the
typical faglame (or *any* *lame, fwiw), it seems I have performed
above and beyond the call of duty.
It wasn't a fag lame, freak. It was a subtle reminder that you're a fucking
freak, you fucking freak. HTH!
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I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
So when are you going to sue me for stalking your poasts, whiner?
Why would I bother? You haven't got a pot to squat and piss in, Roberta.
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you
xpoasted your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this
point, freak.
I understand quite well that you are in denial of your ghoulish
stalking. So much so, that you project it on everybody else every
chance you get.
Most people would have some type of proof that they weren't yammering
on about Edmond Wollmann like a demented psycho for the last 10 years.
Laughing at Edmo? That's less than 5 years, nutbar.
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You're so funny when you're melting down, Bobbi!
You're so "melty" when you are in denial of your ghoulish stalking.
KEYWORDS: "Melty Ghoulish Stalking"
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Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer making
Teh Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi.
Ah, so I was mostly right.
No, you were right about 45 seconds of the weekend. The rest was
food, bevs and some housekeeping.
So does your housekeeping include patching up the bullet holes in your
apartment since you admittedly live in a shithole?
You got me confused with someone else?
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You were planning
to move, no?
No. I just signed on for another 1 year lease.
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I might suggest purchasing an actual house somewhere
instead of a crackhouse apt in the barrio, numbnutz. Whoops, sorry.
I guess you'd need to be able to *afford* something better first. My
bad.
It's a pity you really don't know what I do for a living, MJ. It'd blow all
your pathetic delusions away.
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But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week.
Wow.
It doesn't take much to get you going, Roberta.
It doesn't take much for you to reveal your control issues.
It's not a control issue to watch you dance for all of us.
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You must be pretty technically advanced if you still have to email
stuff, instead of say, running VNC, X11, or a ssh terminal. j00 aer
so l33t hax0rboi.
Nah. I just keep the passwords on a computer not connected to a network.
So how do you "forward" the passwords there? Bike messenger?
No, I just go home and look them up.

This isn't my computer and I'm not home, dipshit.
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It sure seems like you are full of shit, starting with the claim that
you actually have a place where you "work".
Sure I am, Bobbi. That's why I'm not pushing a broom like you.
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"But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week."
See?
That's right, stupid. After work I get a choice of going to a hotel or
going to a hotel until I fly home.
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Go read your Wollmann books, l0on.
Books? You hace Volume II of the Wollkook?
Vol II? GOOD ONE!
...everybody knows that you'll be writing Vol I for the rest of your life.
Nah, just until he does the Ultimate Bobo.
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"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all
weekend to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are
now. Hop to it, fruitcake.
So did you get all of your "Teh Mop Jockey" homework done?
Nah. I figured I'd wait for the rest of your upcoming meltdown, freak.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
and some just keep coming back with each one of your rants and foamage.
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Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in
local hierarchies". Post something to your precious local
hierarchy without CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting
I only added 1 group. alt.fuck. Such xpoasts are 100% on topic for
alt.fuck. The readers of alt.fuck have spaeken.
Oh, yeah.... and I *didn't* xpoast the reply to any groups that you
didn't already. Check those headers again...
Request DENIED. I'll just wonder why you're into skullfucking Jesus when
you've also claimed you'll never live down having a penis, nutcase.
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So why are you stalking me in a local hierarchy, Mop Monkey?
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is not a local hierarchy despite your
claims otherwise. I just responded to your post without trimming the
xposts. Why are you whining that people are stalking you? Are you
afraid to leave your house because of it?
I just wish words could convey just how much I worry about Mop Jockeys,
chicken wrist holds and gender confused loons like you.
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I will however, respond to any post of yours or anybody elses in *any*
hierarchy simply because when I do you whine about it a lot, make a
lot of websites about it, then whine about it some more. All in all,
I get to make you look like a fucking idiot for a small investment in
time.
One website I copied from someone else's work got you moaning for 6 months
so far. That's a pretty good investment in terms of my entertainment at
your expense.
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Jersey Attention Whores for Attention
To offset my adding a group you profess to *not* reading, I will add
a group that you *do* read. Please whine some more, Kev.
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it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping
you going on your way to your next meltdown.
It seems to be backfiring wonderfully for you, nutcase.
And hey, lookee... You didn't bother to correct 'Teh Mop Jockey'. I
didn't add *any* groups to that response. Same froups as your above
message, but you say *I* crossposted it to some group you don't read.
You only failed to "correct" me because it would have brought more
attention to your lies that I xpoasted my response to your "stalked"
message to any group besides the ones you already poasted it in.
Dance, Bobbi!
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I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a
scorn lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey? Nothing
like repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon as a kook.
So you're saying that I've failed to connect you to any
uber-obsessive behavior revolving around Wollmann?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cujo+wollmann&btnG=Search
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,670 for cujo wollmann.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cujo%20wollmann&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=
wg Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for cujo wollmann. (0.66 seconds)
(If the reader isn't laughing right now, then I guarantee the reader
is a k0ok)
Or he can check my .sig file, St00pid.
I'm sorry. I was busy laughing at your self-aggrandizing sig file.
It's already been established that sarcasm and satire sail right over your
head but thanks for more confirmation, Bobbi.
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You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a
hypocrite and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were to
people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They
weren't disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit,
Roberta?
Well, let's see... Since I *don't* have the time to waste reading
about delusive astrology claptrap I'll never believe... Since I can
usually find something more entertaining and/or educational to bide
my time without paying a shipping charge... and finally since I am
not "Cujo" with a demented obsession to stalk Wollmann and proofread
his writings...
I never bought the book, idiot. I merely borrowed on of the 19+
copies he forced on the SD Public Library system. It was a good laugh
and cost nothing.
There is no possible way that there is anybody alive in more denial
than you, Cooj.
It's true and can be verified. So far all I've seen out of you is an
admission that you're a liar and some world class kookery. check the SD
library system yourself and see how many copies Ed donated.
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I don't care *how* you acquired a book written by Edmo. It is as
plain as day that you are obsessed with Wollmann.
No, I was curious to see if it could be as bad as everyone claimed. It's
not, it's far worse. Pick up a copy and see for yourself, freakboi. You're
into some of that goofy shit like UFO's, it isn't much of a stretch to
check out Edmo's claims over Roswell.
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I think you might be getting the picture, Kev... Well, probably not
the *whole* picture, as expected.
I don't want to see any pictures you might want so desperately to
provide, fr00tcake.
Then why did you hop over to my Livejournal?
WTF are you babbling about now?
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I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Where is your honest review for "How I Drew Attention to my Sick
Obsession With Wollmann with Offgroup Stalking and Other Loser
Tactics"?
It's on Amazon? ISBN, pleace!
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But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak.
Shore ya don't.
OK, I care enough to laugh at them.
So where the fuck is the rest of the laughing gang? Did kook-watch go
bankrupt?
Ask them yourself. Oh yeah, I forgot you think it's all a conspiracy!
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You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing so
that all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your
kookiness.
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That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates.
He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points.
Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected
sentiments towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have suggested
I need help.
It's probably because they aren't ready for such a challenge. Have
you told them about your history of RL threats of violence and
fighting on usenet, yet?
Rilly? Message-ID please?
Are you saying you've never poasted any insanity about meeting someone
at a certain place to fight? I'd fight you, but you're too pussy to
challenge me.
There goes another Irony Meter! I'll pass on any of your challenges,
nutboi. You might try to beat me up with your purse.
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You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.
You might get some questions from them along the lines of "Why the
hell are you following astrology loons around and actually reading
what they write, much less spend *extra* time building websites?"
Answer: To watch kooks like you whine about it.
Boy. You got me there.
The only place I would like to have you is in a padded cell so that you can
only hurt yourself.
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Nice recursive definition you got yourself.
Poking loons like you with virtual pointed sticks is entertainment. Since
you lack a sense of humor or much else having to do with sense, I shan't
waste time trying to explain it to you after so many have failed.
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I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
Sure Kev. You make sure I am the first to know when you contact your
shrink "friends" and show them your albums of "Teh Mop Jockey"
collectables. Let me know how they "verify" that *I* am insane.
<pat, pat>
Damn. Looks like I'll have to let the cat out of the bag. They've
already seen it.
That sure is convenient and all, but you really have no friends.
Stop down and find out. Wear your best dress and don't forget to shave your
chest, palms and the soles of your feet, mutant.
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It had them stifling laughter until they came to the part where all
those sockpuppets of Carl sicced me on you.
Did you show them the part where I ruined your gang's yahoo group by
releasing it's contents under GPL? I know you guys are always going
to be pissed about that. Not as pissed as Lewis got when I built that
one website, mind you.
I was annoyed? I must have missed that one. That's the one where you
downloaded every message from that group. Do look up the term "decoy".
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One asked me if entrusting you with a mop was a safe thing.
"one"? These "people" share striking similarities to your fevered
imagination? Were they green with antennae and able to float around
the room? Did "they" refer to you as "Dum-Dum"?
I think for my next trick I'll get a woman to smack you around. That'll get
you frothing.
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is
starting to read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might be
organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have a
lot in common these days. They are both owned by multiple
people who, in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew
lots of terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed
with the topic of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas
Asscreme wants a man, badly). Finally, they both follow their
owners/obsessees around like lost little puppies until they're
either spanked off of a thread or ignored for a few days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always
been a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to be
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky
quotes which I posted a while back. It's missing his
hilarious martial arts blather, but just about everything else
worth reading for brevity is there. The problem is that
Roberta is so scared to be himself anymore that he's been
reduced to Duhrek's bland "IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's kind
of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
Did I ever say I was going to "take it down"?
Need a reminder, MJ? Check the site.
You ought to have a google link.
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I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities
Eh? When did I "whine to GeoCities", Sherlock F0amz?
Ah! You claim you didn't?
Sure. But if I said I did, it was a lie. :) Have fun!
Lack of credibility noted, fuckstick.
Lack of understanding that it is a 2 way street noted, dillfuck.
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Very well. There's still more fun to be had
beating you over the head with your own words, Mop Jockey.
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but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to
the Transvestite Ball.
So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Wouldn't know but I'm sure your mother stole the show.
Damn. What a devastating comeback.
Considering that there really doesn't need to be a comeback for the
typical faglame (or *any* *lame, fwiw), it seems I have performed
above and beyond the call of duty.
It wasn't a fag lame,
Quacked like one.
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freak. It was a subtle reminder that you're a
fucking freak, you fucking freak. HTH!
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I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
So when are you going to sue me for stalking your poasts, whiner?
Why would I bother? You haven't got a pot to squat and piss in, Roberta.
I have more than a "1 year lease". LOL
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you
xpoasted your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this
point, freak.
I understand quite well that you are in denial of your ghoulish
stalking. So much so, that you project it on everybody else every
chance you get.
Most people would have some type of proof that they weren't yammering
on about Edmond Wollmann like a demented psycho for the last 10 years.
Laughing at Edmo? That's less than 5 years, nutbar.
The volume of your madness appears to be 10 years of dementia compressed
into half the time, then.
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You're so funny when you're melting down, Bobbi!
You're so "melty" when you are in denial of your ghoulish stalking.
KEYWORDS: "Melty Ghoulish Stalking"
KEYWORDS: ADMITTED LIAR MOP JOCKEY
KEYWORDS: NAIVE CUJO LIED TO, CL00S AT 11
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Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer making
Teh Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi.
Ah, so I was mostly right.
No, you were right about 45 seconds of the weekend. The rest was
food, bevs and some housekeeping.
So does your housekeeping include patching up the bullet holes in your
apartment since you admittedly live in a shithole?
You got me confused with someone else?
Nope.
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You were planning
to move, no?
No. I just signed on for another 1 year lease.
I know.
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I might suggest purchasing an actual house somewhere
instead of a crackhouse apt in the barrio, numbnutz. Whoops, sorry.
I guess you'd need to be able to *afford* something better first. My
bad.
It's a pity you really don't know what I do for a living, MJ.
My guess is Insurance Salesman.
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It'd blow
all your pathetic delusions away.
I'm sure you've got the most amazing job anybody in the world could ever
concieve.
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But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week.
Wow.
It doesn't take much to get you going, Roberta.
It doesn't take much for you to reveal your control issues.
It's not a control issue to watch you dance for all of us.
It's a control issue that you think you are watching *me* dance, k0ok.
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You must be pretty technically advanced if you still have to email
stuff, instead of say, running VNC, X11, or a ssh terminal. j00 aer
so l33t hax0rboi.
Nah. I just keep the passwords on a computer not connected to a network.
So how do you "forward" the passwords there? Bike messenger?
No, I just go home and look them up.
But you said you *forwarded* them. Does this mean that you are a liar?
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This isn't my computer and I'm not home, dipshit.
Then you'd better get back to woik!
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It sure seems like you are full of shit, starting with the claim that
you actually have a place where you "work".
Sure I am, Bobbi. That's why I'm not pushing a broom like you.
They wouldn't even let you have a broom, eh? I heard that you and Lunch
Lady J*** had to clean up the vomit sawdust with your bare hands once
because of that. Tough break.
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"But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week."
See?
That's right, stupid.
You are "right stupid".
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After work I get a choice of going to a hotel or
going to a hotel until I fly home.
I didn't even know that the K0okaburra had a migration pattern.
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Go read your Wollmann books, l0on.
Books? You hace Volume II of the Wollkook?
Vol II? GOOD ONE!
...everybody knows that you'll be writing Vol I for the rest of your life.
Nah, just until he does the Ultimate Bobo.
So you admit to being obsessed with him? I'm sure you want to tell us more
about him...
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"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all
weekend to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are
now. Hop to it, fruitcake.
So did you get all of your "Teh Mop Jockey" homework done?
Nah. I figured I'd wait for the rest of your upcoming meltdown, freak.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
and some just keep coming back with each one of your rants and foamage.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
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Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in
local hierarchies". Post something to your precious local
hierarchy without CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting
I only added 1 group. alt.fuck. Such xpoasts are 100% on topic for
alt.fuck. The readers of alt.fuck have spaeken.
Oh, yeah.... and I *didn't* xpoast the reply to any groups that you
didn't already. Check those headers again...
Request DENIED. I'll just wonder why you're into skullfucking Jesus when
you've also claimed you'll never live down having a penis, nutcase.
Rilly? That's funny, then, isn't it?
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So why are you stalking me in a local hierarchy, Mop Monkey?
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is not a local hierarchy despite your
claims otherwise. I just responded to your post without trimming the
xposts. Why are you whining that people are stalking you? Are you
afraid to leave your house because of it?
I just wish words could convey just how much I worry about Mop Jockeys,
chicken wrist holds and gender confused loons like you.
Was that still english? I think that just might be sig material, there,
boi.
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I will however, respond to any post of yours or anybody elses in *any*
hierarchy simply because when I do you whine about it a lot, make a
lot of websites about it, then whine about it some more. All in all,
I get to make you look like a fucking idiot for a small investment in
time.
One website I copied from someone else's work got you moaning for 6 months
so far.
Copier.
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That's a pretty good investment in terms of my entertainment at
your expense.
Too bad your expense was all that time you could have used to rehabilitate
your freakish stalking behavior.
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Jersey Attention Whores for Attention
To offset my adding a group you profess to *not* reading, I will add
a group that you *do* read. Please whine some more, Kev.
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it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping
you going on your way to your next meltdown.
It seems to be backfiring wonderfully for you, nutcase.
And hey, lookee... You didn't bother to correct 'Teh Mop Jockey'. I
didn't add *any* groups to that response. Same froups as your above
message, but you say *I* crossposted it to some group you don't read.
You only failed to "correct" me because it would have brought more
attention to your lies that I xpoasted my response to your "stalked"
message to any group besides the ones you already poasted it in.
Dance, Bobbi!
<shuffle-shuffle><tappa-tappa-tappa><skiff-skiff>
<cake-a-walk>
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I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a
scorn lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey? Nothing
like repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon as a kook.
So you're saying that I've failed to connect you to any
uber-obsessive behavior revolving around Wollmann?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cujo+wollmann&btnG=Search
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,670 for cujo wollmann.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cujo%20wollmann&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=
wg Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for cujo wollmann. (0.66 seconds)
(If the reader isn't laughing right now, then I guarantee the reader
is a k0ok)
Or he can check my .sig file, St00pid.
I'm sorry. I was busy laughing at your self-aggrandizing sig file.
It's already been established that sarcasm and satire sail right over your
head but thanks for more confirmation, Bobbi.
You can be no further from the tooth!
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You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a
hypocrite and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were to
people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They
weren't disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit,
Roberta?
Well, let's see... Since I *don't* have the time to waste reading
about delusive astrology claptrap I'll never believe... Since I can
usually find something more entertaining and/or educational to bide
my time without paying a shipping charge... and finally since I am
not "Cujo" with a demented obsession to stalk Wollmann and proofread
his writings...
I never bought the book, idiot. I merely borrowed on of the 19+
copies he forced on the SD Public Library system. It was a good laugh
and cost nothing.
There is no possible way that there is anybody alive in more denial
than you, Cooj.
It's true and can be verified.
See... that's what I'm saying. Thanks for coming out of denial for a
microsecond. Keep up the good work.
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So far all I've seen out of you is an
admission that you're a liar and some world class kookery. check the SD
library system yourself and see how many copies Ed donated.
Why would I? I'm not obsessed with Ed. See how that works, nutcase? I
don't care if he donates his gallbladder to the SD public library. I know
it's hard for you to imagine a world where Edmo is just some nobody you can
ignore, where he's not a superstar, but do try to keep up.
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I don't care *how* you acquired a book written by Edmo. It is as
plain as day that you are obsessed with Wollmann.
No, I was curious to see if it could be as bad as everyone claimed. It's
not, it's far worse. Pick up a copy and see for yourself, freakboi. You're
into some of that goofy shit like UFO's,
I see *you* are into believeing everything you read on usenet and the web.
(big surprise)
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it isn't much of a stretch to
check out Edmo's claims over Roswell.
I don't really care about anybody's claims about Roswell. Do you need a
cl00-X-4? Oh, wait. Why don't you tell me what I "believe" using kwotes
out of usenet, lameass. <release line slack>
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I think you might be getting the picture, Kev... Well, probably not
the *whole* picture, as expected.
I don't want to see any pictures you might want so desperately to
provide, fr00tcake.
Then why did you hop over to my Livejournal?
WTF are you babbling about now?
So you never saw the comic, and laughed your ass off? Too bad for you.
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I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Where is your honest review for "How I Drew Attention to my Sick
Obsession With Wollmann with Offgroup Stalking and Other Loser
Tactics"?
It's on Amazon? ISBN, pleace!
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But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak.
Shore ya don't.
OK, I care enough to laugh at them.
So where the fuck is the rest of the laughing gang? Did kook-watch go
bankrupt?
Ask them yourself.
No. You.
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Oh yeah, I forgot you think it's all a conspiracy!
I never thought that.

I thought that it was quite fun retaliating for the RL stalking that Carl,
Mike, and John did. It seems to have taught them some important lessons.
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You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing so
that all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your
kookiness.
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That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his playmates.
He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit points.
Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected
sentiments towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have suggested
I need help.
It's probably because they aren't ready for such a challenge. Have
you told them about your history of RL threats of violence and
fighting on usenet, yet?
Rilly? Message-ID please?
Are you saying you've never poasted any insanity about meeting someone
at a certain place to fight? I'd fight you, but you're too pussy to
challenge me.
There goes another Irony Meter! I'll pass on any of your challenges,
nutboi. You might try to beat me up with your purse.
I didn't challenge you, Daffy. Learn to read.
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You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.
You might get some questions from them along the lines of "Why the
hell are you following astrology loons around and actually reading
what they write, much less spend *extra* time building websites?"
Answer: To watch kooks like you whine about it.
Boy. You got me there.
The only place I would like to have you is in a padded cell so that you
can only hurt yourself.
Sounds pretty weird, Cooj.
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Nice recursive definition you got yourself.
Poking loons like you with virtual pointed sticks is entertainment. Since
you lack a sense of humor or much else having to do with sense, I shan't
waste time trying to explain it to you after so many have failed.
That's a lie. You waste your time *all the time*.
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I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
Sure Kev. You make sure I am the first to know when you contact your
shrink "friends" and show them your albums of "Teh Mop Jockey"
collectables. Let me know how they "verify" that *I* am insane.
<pat, pat>
Damn. Looks like I'll have to let the cat out of the bag. They've
already seen it.
That sure is convenient and all, but you really have no friends.
Stop down and find out. Wear your best dress and don't forget to shave
your chest, palms and the soles of your feet, mutant.
So I notice you have some weird fetish with women's clothing and shaving.
What's that all about?
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It had them stifling laughter until they came to the part where all
those sockpuppets of Carl sicced me on you.
Did you show them the part where I ruined your gang's yahoo group by
releasing it's contents under GPL? I know you guys are always going
to be pissed about that. Not as pissed as Lewis got when I built that
one website, mind you.
I was annoyed? I must have missed that one. That's the one where you
downloaded every message from that group. Do look up the term "decoy".
Explain to me how you guys got a years worth of messages in there.

Wouldn't that have taken a year? Did you know that there isn't any way to
fake the dates on the messages stored in the Yahoo Group? This means that
you guys really were using it as an offgroup listserve. Why you are
ashamed to admit that, is beyond me.

Thanks for admitting for everybody else that the "decoy" excuse is a huge
backpedal, tho.
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One asked me if entrusting you with a mop was a safe thing.
"one"? These "people" share striking similarities to your fevered
imagination? Were they green with antennae and able to float around
the room? Did "they" refer to you as "Dum-Dum"?
I think for my next trick I'll get a woman to smack you around. That'll
get you frothing.
You better go get yourself a sense of humour before you go looking for a
woman, pinecone.
--
Hi Everybody But J***!
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is
starting to read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might
be organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have
a lot in common these days. They are both owned by multiple
people who, in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew
lots of terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed
with the topic of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas
Asscreme wants a man, badly). Finally, they both follow
their owners/obsessees around like lost little puppies until
they're either spanked off of a thread or ignored for a few
days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always
been a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to
be an incredibly entertaining (almost inventively wacky)
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky
quotes which I posted a while back. It's missing his
hilarious martial arts blather, but just about everything
else worth reading for brevity is there. The problem is
that Roberta is so scared to be himself anymore that he's
been reduced to Duhrek's bland "IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's
kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
Did I ever say I was going to "take it down"?
Need a reminder, MJ? Check the site.
You ought to have a google link.
DYOFDW.
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I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities
Eh? When did I "whine to GeoCities", Sherlock F0amz?
Ah! You claim you didn't?
Sure. But if I said I did, it was a lie. :) Have fun!
Lack of credibility noted, fuckstick.
Lack of understanding that it is a 2 way street noted, dillfuck.
Which lie have I told? You are a gender confused nutcase.
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Very well. There's still more fun to be had
beating you over the head with your own words, Mop Jockey.
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but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to
the Transvestite Ball.
So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Wouldn't know but I'm sure your mother stole the show.
Damn. What a devastating comeback.
Considering that there really doesn't need to be a comeback for the
typical faglame (or *any* *lame, fwiw), it seems I have performed
above and beyond the call of duty.
It wasn't a fag lame,
Quacked like one.
I'll yield to your expertise since you rilly know how to lame as if your
lack of a life depended on it.
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freak. It was a subtle reminder that you're a
fucking freak, you fucking freak. HTH!
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I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
So when are you going to sue me for stalking your poasts, whiner?
Why would I bother? You haven't got a pot to squat and piss in, Roberta.
I have more than a "1 year lease". LOL
Planning on mooching off relatives for life, kook? How derivative.
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alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you
xpoasted your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this
point, freak.
I understand quite well that you are in denial of your ghoulish
stalking. So much so, that you project it on everybody else every
chance you get.
Most people would have some type of proof that they weren't
yammering on about Edmond Wollmann like a demented psycho for the
last 10 years.
Laughing at Edmo? That's less than 5 years, nutbar.
The volume of your madness appears to be 10 years of dementia
compressed into half the time, then.
Backpedal noted, fr00tcake.
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You're so funny when you're melting down, Bobbi!
You're so "melty" when you are in denial of your ghoulish stalking.
KEYWORDS: "Melty Ghoulish Stalking"
KEYWORDS: ADMITTED LIAR MOP JOCKEY
KEYWORDS: NAIVE CUJO LIED TO, CL00S AT 11
Like I believe anything a delusional loon like you froths?

Get real, Missy.
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Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer
making Teh Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi.
Ah, so I was mostly right.
No, you were right about 45 seconds of the weekend. The rest was
food, bevs and some housekeeping.
So does your housekeeping include patching up the bullet holes in
your apartment since you admittedly live in a shithole?
You got me confused with someone else?
Nope.
OK, who don't you have me confused with, liar?
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You were planning
to move, no?
No. I just signed on for another 1 year lease.
I know.
<SNARF!>
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I might suggest purchasing an actual house somewhere
instead of a crackhouse apt in the barrio, numbnutz. Whoops, sorry.
I guess you'd need to be able to *afford* something better first.
My bad.
It's a pity you really don't know what I do for a living, MJ.
My guess is Insurance Salesman.
That's one way of putting it.
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It'd blow
all your pathetic delusions away.
I'm sure you've got the most amazing job anybody in the world could
ever concieve.
Your last guess wasn't blowing away any of my impressions of your sanity,
fuckwad.
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But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week.
Wow.
It doesn't take much to get you going, Roberta.
It doesn't take much for you to reveal your control issues.
It's not a control issue to watch you dance for all of us.
It's a control issue that you think you are watching *me* dance, k0ok.
It's funny I hace a lot of company that agrees with me versus you and
.....

Who?
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You must be pretty technically advanced if you still have to email
stuff, instead of say, running VNC, X11, or a ssh terminal. j00
aer so l33t hax0rboi.
Nah. I just keep the passwords on a computer not connected to a network.
So how do you "forward" the passwords there? Bike messenger?
No, I just go home and look them up.
But you said you *forwarded* them. Does this mean that you are a liar?
No, it simply means I put them on a diskette and took it with me.
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This isn't my computer and I'm not home, dipshit.
Then you'd better get back to woik!
I am at work, dipshit. It's about 1600 miles away from my home, st00pit.
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It sure seems like you are full of shit, starting with the claim
that you actually have a place where you "work".
Sure I am, Bobbi. That's why I'm not pushing a broom like you.
They wouldn't even let you have a broom, eh? I heard that you and
Lunch Lady J*** had to clean up the vomit sawdust with your bare hands
once because of that. Tough break.
Afraid to mention his name these days, Bobbi?

Looks like UPitt spanked your ass something serious!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!!!!!!
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"But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week."
See?
That's right, stupid.
You are "right stupid".
I didn't want to confuse your high IQ with anything tough like the
concept of mailing the diskette to my hotel.
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After work I get a choice of going to a hotel or
going to a hotel until I fly home.
I didn't even know that the K0okaburra had a migration pattern.
I'm not surprised at the amount you don't know, Bobbi. Very few are.
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Go read your Wollmann books, l0on.
Books? You hace Volume II of the Wollkook?
Vol II? GOOD ONE!
...everybody knows that you'll be writing Vol I for the rest of your life.
Nah, just until he does the Ultimate Bobo.
So you admit to being obsessed with him? I'm sure you want to tell us
more about him...
I'll hand you this much, Roberta: you haven't made any claims about all
your college degrees yet.
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"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all
weekend to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are
now. Hop to it, fruitcake.
So did you get all of your "Teh Mop Jockey" homework done?
Nah. I figured I'd wait for the rest of your upcoming meltdown, freak.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
and some just keep coming back with each one of your rants and foamage.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
Stuck in a rut there, MJ?
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Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in
local hierarchies". Post something to your precious local
hierarchy without CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting
I only added 1 group. alt.fuck. Such xpoasts are 100% on topic
for alt.fuck. The readers of alt.fuck have spaeken.
Oh, yeah.... and I *didn't* xpoast the reply to any groups that you
didn't already. Check those headers again...
Request DENIED. I'll just wonder why you're into skullfucking Jesus
when you've also claimed you'll never live down having a penis,
nutcase.
Rilly? That's funny, then, isn't it?
Yeah, but like every other laugh you've ever managed to garner it's at
your expense, clown.
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So why are you stalking me in a local hierarchy, Mop Monkey?
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is not a local hierarchy despite your
claims otherwise. I just responded to your post without trimming
the xposts. Why are you whining that people are stalking you? Are
you afraid to leave your house because of it?
I just wish words could convey just how much I worry about Mop
Jockeys, chicken wrist holds and gender confused loons like you.
Was that still english? I think that just might be sig material,
there, boi.
Get your parser out of Kookspeek mode and read it again, dumbfuck.
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I will however, respond to any post of yours or anybody elses in
*any* hierarchy simply because when I do you whine about it a lot,
make a lot of websites about it, then whine about it some more. All
in all, I get to make you look like a fucking idiot for a small
investment in time.
One website I copied from someone else's work got you moaning for 6
months so far.
Copier.
Nah. I just wanted to give the owner of the domain a good laugh.
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That's a pretty good investment in terms of my entertainment at
your expense.
Too bad your expense was all that time you could have used to
rehabilitate your freakish stalking behavior.
Nice self-lame!

That's the Mop Jockey I know and laugh at!
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Jersey Attention Whores for Attention
To offset my adding a group you profess to *not* reading, I will
add a group that you *do* read. Please whine some more, Kev.
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it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping
you going on your way to your next meltdown.
It seems to be backfiring wonderfully for you, nutcase.
And hey, lookee... You didn't bother to correct 'Teh Mop Jockey'.
I didn't add *any* groups to that response. Same froups as your
above message, but you say *I* crossposted it to some group you
don't read. You only failed to "correct" me because it would have
brought more attention to your lies that I xpoasted my response to
your "stalked" message to any group besides the ones you already
poasted it in.
Dance, Bobbi!
<shuffle-shuffle><tappa-tappa-tappa><skiff-skiff>
<cake-a-walk>
<SNIFF!> I'm touched! I'm rilly, rilly, rilly touched I have my own
personal dancing fanboi again! Thanks a lot, Bobbi!
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I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a
scorn lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey?
Nothing like repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon
as a kook.
So you're saying that I've failed to connect you to any
uber-obsessive behavior revolving around Wollmann?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cujo+wollmann&btnG=Search
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,670 for cujo wollmann.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cujo%20wollmann&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&ta
b= wg Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for cujo wollmann. (0.66
seconds)
(If the reader isn't laughing right now, then I guarantee the
reader is a k0ok)
Or he can check my .sig file, St00pid.
I'm sorry. I was busy laughing at your self-aggrandizing sig file.
It's already been established that sarcasm and satire sail right over
your head but thanks for more confirmation, Bobbi.
You can be no further from the tooth!
I'll pass on your crude offer of a gum job, mutant.
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You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a
hypocrite and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were
to people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They
weren't disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit,
Roberta?
Well, let's see... Since I *don't* have the time to waste reading
about delusive astrology claptrap I'll never believe... Since I
can usually find something more entertaining and/or educational to
bide my time without paying a shipping charge... and finally since
I am not "Cujo" with a demented obsession to stalk Wollmann and
proofread his writings...
I never bought the book, idiot. I merely borrowed on of the 19+
copies he forced on the SD Public Library system. It was a good
laugh and cost nothing.
There is no possible way that there is anybody alive in more denial
than you, Cooj.
It's true and can be verified.
See... that's what I'm saying. Thanks for coming out of denial for a
microsecond. Keep up the good work.
Keep dancing for crumbs.
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So far all I've seen out of you is an
admission that you're a liar and some world class kookery. check the
SD library system yourself and see how many copies Ed donated.
Why would I? I'm not obsessed with Ed. See how that works, nutcase?
I don't care if he donates his gallbladder to the SD public library.
I know it's hard for you to imagine a world where Edmo is just some
nobody you can ignore, where he's not a superstar, but do try to keep
up.
Laughing at a delusional buffon is cheap entertainment. It's a pity
you're on the wrong end of that exchange.
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I don't care *how* you acquired a book written by Edmo. It is as
plain as day that you are obsessed with Wollmann.
No, I was curious to see if it could be as bad as everyone claimed.
It's not, it's far worse. Pick up a copy and see for yourself,
freakboi. You're into some of that goofy shit like UFO's,
I see *you* are into believeing everything you read on usenet and the
web. (big surprise)
I believe you're a fucking liar, kook and fanboi.
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it isn't much of a stretch to
check out Edmo's claims over Roswell.
I don't really care about anybody's claims about Roswell. Do you need
a cl00-X-4? Oh, wait. Why don't you tell me what I "believe" using
kwotes out of usenet, lameass. <release line slack>
Poor misunderstood Mop Jockey! I didn't realize you've been trolling all
these years!
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I think you might be getting the picture, Kev... Well, probably
not the *whole* picture, as expected.
I don't want to see any pictures you might want so desperately to
provide, fr00tcake.
Then why did you hop over to my Livejournal?
WTF are you babbling about now?
So you never saw the comic, and laughed your ass off? Too bad for you.
I'll live, but thanks for your sympathy.
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I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Where is your honest review for "How I Drew Attention to my Sick
Obsession With Wollmann with Offgroup Stalking and Other Loser
Tactics"?
It's on Amazon? ISBN, pleace!
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But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak.
Shore ya don't.
OK, I care enough to laugh at them.
So where the fuck is the rest of the laughing gang? Did kook-watch
go bankrupt?
Ask them yourself.
No. You.
I did. They just got busy with things until you decided to start another
Drama Queen Crusade. I'm sure they will be along shortly.
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Oh yeah, I forgot you think it's all a conspiracy!
I never thought that.
I thought that it was quite fun retaliating for the RL stalking that
Carl, Mike, and John did. It seems to have taught them some important
lessons.
It sure got you spanked by Pitt, stalker.
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You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing
so that all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your
kookiness.
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That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his
playmates. He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit
points. Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected
sentiments towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have
suggested I need help.
It's probably because they aren't ready for such a challenge.
Have you told them about your history of RL threats of violence
and fighting on usenet, yet?
Rilly? Message-ID please?
Are you saying you've never poasted any insanity about meeting
someone at a certain place to fight? I'd fight you, but you're too
pussy to challenge me.
There goes another Irony Meter! I'll pass on any of your challenges,
nutboi. You might try to beat me up with your purse.
I didn't challenge you, Daffy. Learn to read.
I didn't claim you had challenged me, Bobbi. I was simply telling you not
to waste your breath.
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You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.
You might get some questions from them along the lines of "Why the
hell are you following astrology loons around and actually reading
what they write, much less spend *extra* time building websites?"
Answer: To watch kooks like you whine about it.
Boy. You got me there.
The only place I would like to have you is in a padded cell so that
you can only hurt yourself.
Sounds pretty weird, Cooj.
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Nice recursive definition you got yourself.
Poking loons like you with virtual pointed sticks is entertainment.
Since you lack a sense of humor or much else having to do with sense,
I shan't waste time trying to explain it to you after so many have
failed.
That's a lie. You waste your time *all the time*.
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I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
Sure Kev. You make sure I am the first to know when you contact
your shrink "friends" and show them your albums of "Teh Mop
Jockey" collectables. Let me know how they "verify" that *I* am
insane. <pat, pat>
Damn. Looks like I'll have to let the cat out of the bag. They've
already seen it.
That sure is convenient and all, but you really have no friends.
Stop down and find out. Wear your best dress and don't forget to
shave your chest, palms and the soles of your feet, mutant.
So I notice you have some weird fetish with women's clothing and
shaving. What's that all about?
do be sure to wipe yourself when you're done spewing this time.
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It had them stifling laughter until they came to the part where all
those sockpuppets of Carl sicced me on you.
Did you show them the part where I ruined your gang's yahoo group by
releasing it's contents under GPL? I know you guys are always going
to be pissed about that. Not as pissed as Lewis got when I built
that one website, mind you.
I was annoyed? I must have missed that one. That's the one where you
downloaded every message from that group. Do look up the term
"decoy".
Explain to me how you guys got a years worth of messages in there.
Wouldn't that have taken a year? Did you know that there isn't any
way to fake the dates on the messages stored in the Yahoo Group? This
means that you guys really were using it as an offgroup listserve.
Why you are ashamed to admit that, is beyond me.
I don't speak for the others, fuckchuck.
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Thanks for admitting for everybody else that the "decoy" excuse is a
huge backpedal, tho.
I'm glad you think so.....
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One asked me if entrusting you with a mop was a safe thing.
"one"? These "people" share striking similarities to your fevered
imagination? Were they green with antennae and able to float around
the room? Did "they" refer to you as "Dum-Dum"?
I think for my next trick I'll get a woman to smack you around.
That'll get you frothing.
You better go get yourself a sense of humour before you go looking for
a woman, pinecone.
I certainly won't be looking for one in your house. I don't think I
really want to visualize you in one of your usual dresses.
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4601 unread messages. Yawn, mark all read.
Proof positive that nobody from petitmorte can read.
Just so everyone knows, is that a troll post, Moppy?
Am I the only one who's noticed that Chicken Wrist is
starting to read a lot like Duhrek?
There seems to be some sort of devolution happening. Might
be organic or maybe ExtremeDumb is contagious.
I agree with the first suggestion. Duhrek and Roberta have
a lot in common these days. They are both owned by multiple
people who, in turn, they are obsessed with. They both spew
lots of terminally stupid nonsense. They are both obsessed
with the topic of sexuality (Wolfie doesn't get any, whereas
Asscreme wants a man, badly). Finally, they both follow
their owners/obsessees around like lost little puppies until
they're either spanked off of a thread or ignored for a few
days.
This is actually a real shame: even though Duhrek has always
been a rather boring, repetitious dickhead, Roberta used to
be an incredibly entertaining (almost inventively wacky)
That's a compilation of most of the Mop Jockey's most kooky
quotes which I posted a while back. It's missing his
hilarious martial arts blather, but just about everything
else worth reading for brevity is there. The problem is
that Roberta is so scared to be himself anymore that he's
been reduced to Duhrek's bland "IKYABWAI, fag" tactics. It's
kind of sad.
I still have the Mop Jockey web site available at
http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo
Roberta still hasn't had it taken down for some reason.
Did I ever say I was going to "take it down"?
Need a reminder, MJ? Check the site.
You ought to have a google link.
DYOFDW.
MID's would work too, Retardo. Hop on it. Maek a website about it. Do
something.
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I have never had any website "taken down", have I?
Only in your deluded dreams, Bobbi. You whined to GeoCities
Eh? When did I "whine to GeoCities", Sherlock F0amz?
Ah! You claim you didn't?
Sure. But if I said I did, it was a lie. :) Have fun!
Lack of credibility noted, fuckstick.
Lack of understanding that it is a 2 way street noted, dillfuck.
Which lie have I told? You are a gender confused nutcase.
Someone who chases Edmo around 24/7 is not credible, FYI.
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Very well. There's still more fun to be had
beating you over the head with your own words, Mop Jockey.
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but they fall
apart like a gender-confused Drama Queen with nothing to wear to
the Transvestite Ball.
So how was that event this year, Roberta?
Wouldn't know but I'm sure your mother stole the show.
Damn. What a devastating comeback.
Considering that there really doesn't need to be a comeback for the
typical faglame (or *any* *lame, fwiw), it seems I have performed
above and beyond the call of duty.
It wasn't a fag lame,
Quacked like one.
I'll yield to your expertise since you rilly know how to lame as if your
lack of a life depended on it.
Tell me more about my "lack of a life".
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freak. It was a subtle reminder that you're a
fucking freak, you fucking freak. HTH!
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I have a few
of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend.
So when are you going to sue me for stalking your poasts, whiner?
Why would I bother? You haven't got a pot to squat and piss in, Roberta.
I have more than a "1 year lease". LOL
Planning on mooching off relatives for life, kook? How derivative.
I don't quite understand what you're getting at. I have been living
independent from any relatives since I was 18. That'll be a decade in a
month.
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alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is a *local* hierarchy?
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I realize why you think being obtuse is a career path, Bobbi.
I don't understand how directing attention to the groups you
xpoasted your "stalked" message is obtuse.
That you don't understand very much is not surprising at this
point, freak.
I understand quite well that you are in denial of your ghoulish
stalking. So much so, that you project it on everybody else every
chance you get.
Most people would have some type of proof that they weren't
yammering on about Edmond Wollmann like a demented psycho for the
last 10 years.
Laughing at Edmo? That's less than 5 years, nutbar.
The volume of your madness appears to be 10 years of dementia
compressed into half the time, then.
Backpedal noted, fr00tcake.
I notice that you don't deny your dementia, be it 5 *or* 10 years.
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You're so funny when you're melting down, Bobbi!
You're so "melty" when you are in denial of your ghoulish stalking.
KEYWORDS: "Melty Ghoulish Stalking"
KEYWORDS: ADMITTED LIAR MOP JOCKEY
KEYWORDS: NAIVE CUJO LIED TO, CL00S AT 11
Like I believe anything a delusional loon like you froths?
So why are you using lies to back up your opinions of me?
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Get real, Missy.
Get bent, Sissy.
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Have fun sitting in front of your PC this weekend, dipshit.
Some dreams die hard, Chicken Wrist.
Specifically, your dreams to sit in front of your computer
making Teh Mop Jockey websites all weekend.
Not quite, Bobbi.
Ah, so I was mostly right.
No, you were right about 45 seconds of the weekend. The rest was
food, bevs and some housekeeping.
So does your housekeeping include patching up the bullet holes in
your apartment since you admittedly live in a shithole?
You got me confused with someone else?
Nope.
OK, who don't you have me confused with, liar?
Nobody.
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You were planning
to move, no?
No. I just signed on for another 1 year lease.
I know.
<SNARF!>
Weren't you on Thundercats back in the day?
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I might suggest purchasing an actual house somewhere
instead of a crackhouse apt in the barrio, numbnutz. Whoops, sorry.
I guess you'd need to be able to *afford* something better first.
My bad.
It's a pity you really don't know what I do for a living, MJ.
My guess is Insurance Salesman.
That's one way of putting it.
I know.
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It'd blow
all your pathetic delusions away.
I'm sure you've got the most amazing job anybody in the world could
ever concieve.
Your last guess wasn't blowing away any of my impressions of your sanity,
fuckwad.
In what way?
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But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week.
Wow.
It doesn't take much to get you going, Roberta.
It doesn't take much for you to reveal your control issues.
It's not a control issue to watch you dance for all of us.
It's a control issue that you think you are watching *me* dance, k0ok.
It's funny I hace a lot of company that agrees with me versus you and
.....
Who?
You know...

I don't believe I've had to enlist any help to make you k0okdr0olers freak
the fuck out. Tell us how big your army of lurkers is, dweeb.
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You must be pretty technically advanced if you still have to email
stuff, instead of say, running VNC, X11, or a ssh terminal. j00
aer so l33t hax0rboi.
Nah. I just keep the passwords on a computer not connected to a network.
So how do you "forward" the passwords there? Bike messenger?
No, I just go home and look them up.
But you said you *forwarded* them. Does this mean that you are a liar?
No, it simply means I put them on a diskette and took it with me.
That's some retarded use of the term "forward" you've got there, Cooj.
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This isn't my computer and I'm not home, dipshit.
Then you'd better get back to woik!
I am at work, dipshit.
So, they pay you to obsess over Wollmann?
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It's about 1600 miles away from my home, st00pit.
That's a big accomplishment for you, I see.
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It sure seems like you are full of shit, starting with the claim
that you actually have a place where you "work".
Sure I am, Bobbi. That's why I'm not pushing a broom like you.
They wouldn't even let you have a broom, eh? I heard that you and
Lunch Lady J*** had to clean up the vomit sawdust with your bare hands
once because of that. Tough break.
Afraid to mention his name these days, Bobbi?
Looks like UPitt spanked your ass something serious!
Not if you ever noticed that I still use their usenet server whenever I feel
like it.

Pitt might have had a reason to get me in trouble if they didn't happen to
notice that Carl Wilson was faking complaint emails from his static IP.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!!!!!!
That's what our director said when I pointed out that the IP in the emails
he was getting were the same as Carl's usenet posts, Carl's website, etc...

A good laugh was had by several people over the stupid antics of your
buddies.
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"But I might do a little work on it this weekend, say
forwarding the passwords and such to work where I can work on it
during the week."
See?
That's right, stupid.
You are "right stupid".
I didn't want to confuse your high IQ with anything tough like the
concept of mailing the diskette to my hotel.
I wouldn't want to confuse you with the concept of having interests outside
documenting your hatred for certain people.
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After work I get a choice of going to a hotel or
going to a hotel until I fly home.
I didn't even know that the K0okaburra had a migration pattern.
I'm not surprised at the amount you don't know, Bobbi. Very few are.
You've used this lame about 9999 times now.
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Go read your Wollmann books, l0on.
Books? You hace Volume II of the Wollkook?
Vol II? GOOD ONE!
...everybody knows that you'll be writing Vol I for the rest of your life.
Nah, just until he does the Ultimate Bobo.
So you admit to being obsessed with him? I'm sure you want to tell us
more about him...
I'll hand you this much, Roberta: you haven't made any claims about all
your college degrees yet.
Funny how it doesn't seem to matter to me?
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"I have a few of MJ stalking me in local hierarchies to add this weekend."
Which takes about 45 seconds per post to add. For me to take all
weekend to do it you'd have to be even more obsessed than you are
now. Hop to it, fruitcake.
So did you get all of your "Teh Mop Jockey" homework done?
Nah. I figured I'd wait for the rest of your upcoming meltdown, freak.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
and some just keep coming back with each one of your rants and foamage.
Some dreams never die, I suppose.
Stuck in a rut there, MJ?
You hope so, don't you. That's because some dreams never die.
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Which just happens to contain your inflated bullshit claim that
someone following up to your xpoasted screed is "stalking you in
local hierarchies". Post something to your precious local
hierarchy without CCing it to 18 troll groups sometime.
I do! It doesn't stop you from crossposting
I only added 1 group. alt.fuck. Such xpoasts are 100% on topic
for alt.fuck. The readers of alt.fuck have spaeken.
Oh, yeah.... and I *didn't* xpoast the reply to any groups that you
didn't already. Check those headers again...
Request DENIED. I'll just wonder why you're into skullfucking Jesus
when you've also claimed you'll never live down having a penis,
nutcase.
Rilly? That's funny, then, isn't it?
Yeah, but like every other laugh you've ever managed to garner it's at
your expense, clown.
Yes. And you think this bothers me, because you assume it would bother you
in the same situation.

There's really little you can do with your spinny retorts that affects me
personally.

Just Thought I Should Mention it.
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So why are you stalking me in a local hierarchy, Mop Monkey?
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus is not a local hierarchy despite your
claims otherwise. I just responded to your post without trimming
the xposts. Why are you whining that people are stalking you? Are
you afraid to leave your house because of it?
I just wish words could convey just how much I worry about Mop
Jockeys, chicken wrist holds and gender confused loons like you.
Was that still english? I think that just might be sig material,
there, boi.
Get your parser out of Kookspeek mode and read it again, dumbfuck.
It still looks like the most hilarious sentence in the world. If I showed
it to 50 people, I bet 48 would think you were retarded.
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I will however, respond to any post of yours or anybody elses in
*any* hierarchy simply because when I do you whine about it a lot,
make a lot of websites about it, then whine about it some more. All
in all, I get to make you look like a fucking idiot for a small
investment in time.
One website I copied from someone else's work got you moaning for 6
months so far.
Copier.
Nah. I just wanted to give the owner of the domain a good laugh.
How sweet.
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That's a pretty good investment in terms of my entertainment at
your expense.
Too bad your expense was all that time you could have used to
rehabilitate your freakish stalking behavior.
Nice self-lame!
That's the Mop Jockey I know and laugh at!
That's the type of side-stepping you use to try to dodge accusations of your
freakish staking behavior.
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Jersey Attention Whores for Attention
To offset my adding a group you profess to *not* reading, I will
add a group that you *do* read. Please whine some more, Kev.
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it to other groups I don't
read. You seem to think I care about it, all I'm doing is keeping
you going on your way to your next meltdown.
It seems to be backfiring wonderfully for you, nutcase.
And hey, lookee... You didn't bother to correct 'Teh Mop Jockey'.
I didn't add *any* groups to that response. Same froups as your
above message, but you say *I* crossposted it to some group you
don't read. You only failed to "correct" me because it would have
brought more attention to your lies that I xpoasted my response to
your "stalked" message to any group besides the ones you already
poasted it in.
Dance, Bobbi!
<shuffle-shuffle><tappa-tappa-tappa><skiff-skiff>
<cake-a-walk>
<SNIFF!> I'm touched! I'm rilly, rilly, rilly touched I have my own
personal dancing fanboi again! Thanks a lot, Bobbi!
That's great.

Put it on your website, loser.
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I couldn't also help but
present at the same time the fact that you stalk Wollmann like a
scorn lover in just about any group he posts in.
Weren't you beating this drum a few years ago, Mop Jockey?
Nothing like repeating your failures to cement your reputatiuon
as a kook.
So you're saying that I've failed to connect you to any
uber-obsessive behavior revolving around Wollmann?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cujo+wollmann&btnG=Search
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,670 for cujo wollmann.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=cujo%20wollmann&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&ta
b= wg Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 for cujo wollmann. (0.66
seconds)
(If the reader isn't laughing right now, then I guarantee the
reader is a k0ok)
Or he can check my .sig file, St00pid.
I'm sorry. I was busy laughing at your self-aggrandizing sig file.
It's already been established that sarcasm and satire sail right over
your head but thanks for more confirmation, Bobbi.
You can be no further from the tooth!
I'll pass on your crude offer of a gum job, mutant.
Are you allowed to say that kind of stuff at work?
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You even stalked him to
Amazon and tried to interfere with his book sales. You are a
hypocrite and you know it.
What book sales? If you paid attention, the sales on Amazon were
to people who wanted to see how this freak would fail again. They
weren't disappointed. Have you tried to read that piece of shit,
Roberta?
Well, let's see... Since I *don't* have the time to waste reading
about delusive astrology claptrap I'll never believe... Since I
can usually find something more entertaining and/or educational to
bide my time without paying a shipping charge... and finally since
I am not "Cujo" with a demented obsession to stalk Wollmann and
proofread his writings...
I never bought the book, idiot. I merely borrowed on of the 19+
copies he forced on the SD Public Library system. It was a good
laugh and cost nothing.
There is no possible way that there is anybody alive in more denial
than you, Cooj.
It's true and can be verified.
See... that's what I'm saying. Thanks for coming out of denial for a
microsecond. Keep up the good work.
Keep dancing for crumbs.
You don't even have crumbs...
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So far all I've seen out of you is an
admission that you're a liar and some world class kookery. check the
SD library system yourself and see how many copies Ed donated.
Why would I? I'm not obsessed with Ed. See how that works, nutcase?
I don't care if he donates his gallbladder to the SD public library.
I know it's hard for you to imagine a world where Edmo is just some
nobody you can ignore, where he's not a superstar, but do try to keep
up.
Laughing at a delusional buffon is cheap entertainment. It's a pity
you're on the wrong end of that exchange.
I suspect you won't be laughing when you discover yourself at the wrong end
of some exchange, someday.

Funny you've never explained yet why you need to care about Wollmann's book,
Wollmann's car, Wollmann's skidmarks, etc... It seems as though you are
dodging that.
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I don't care *how* you acquired a book written by Edmo. It is as
plain as day that you are obsessed with Wollmann.
No, I was curious to see if it could be as bad as everyone claimed.
It's not, it's far worse. Pick up a copy and see for yourself,
freakboi. You're into some of that goofy shit like UFO's,
I see *you* are into believeing everything you read on usenet and the
web. (big surprise)
I believe you're a fucking liar, kook and fanboi.
It's mutual then, freakcake.
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it isn't much of a stretch to
check out Edmo's claims over Roswell.
I don't really care about anybody's claims about Roswell. Do you need
a cl00-X-4? Oh, wait. Why don't you tell me what I "believe" using
kwotes out of usenet, lameass. <release line slack>
Poor misunderstood Mop Jockey! I didn't realize you've been trolling all
these years!
Isn't that what 80% of your altar to Teh Mop Jockey proves?
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I think you might be getting the picture, Kev... Well, probably
not the *whole* picture, as expected.
I don't want to see any pictures you might want so desperately to
provide, fr00tcake.
Then why did you hop over to my Livejournal?
WTF are you babbling about now?
So you never saw the comic, and laughed your ass off? Too bad for you.
I'll live, but thanks for your sympathy.
Must have been John Lewis checking in then.
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I have and I put an honest review on Amazon.
Where is your honest review for "How I Drew Attention to my Sick
Obsession With Wollmann with Offgroup Stalking and Other Loser
Tactics"?
It's on Amazon? ISBN, pleace!
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But you'll prolly just say I'm being "obtuse" by sticking with a
subject matter and supporting my opinions. What's new?
I really don't give a fuck about your opinions, freak.
Shore ya don't.
OK, I care enough to laugh at them.
So where the fuck is the rest of the laughing gang? Did kook-watch
go bankrupt?
Ask them yourself.
No. You.
I did. They just got busy with things until you decided to start another
Drama Queen Crusade. I'm sure they will be along shortly.
Here... The *least* I can do is give Carl something to do:

From: "ok_sightings" <***@hotmail.com>
Subject: More Facsit Pics Please!!!
Date: 1998/02/25
Message-ID: <01bd4198$ca682820$***@cetas>#1/1
Organization: All USENET -- http://www.Supernews.com
Newsgroups: alt.sex.femdom

More Facsit Pics Please!!


From: "ok_sightings" <***@hotmail.com>
Subject: Oklahoma UFO Sighting
Date: 1997/02/12
Message-ID: <01bc1928$ee126360$***@quake.sonetcom.com>#1/1
Newsgroups:
alt.alien,alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.ufo.reports

ufo1.jpg
<snarfed>

From: <***@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: ? any other FemDom or BDSM specific newsgroups out there ?
Date: 1998/07/11
Message-ID: <6o8arr$dq$***@supernews.com>#1/1
References: <***@nntp.erinet.com>
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X-Trace: 900181691 7WB1LNZAC0239D131C usenet54.supernews.com
Organization: The World's Usenet -- http://www.Supernews.com
Newsgroups: alt.sex.femdom

There is alt.women.supremacy as well. That's all I know of.
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I wanted to double check - are there any other FemDom
newsgroups ??
and what are the top 10 BDSM related newsgroups ??
thanks in advance...
~~ Mistress Patricia of DominaOHIO - OHIO s.w.
http://www.dominaohio.com
From: "WC" <***@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Quake 2 servers ?
Date: 1997/12/09
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Newsgroups: alt.games.quake2

Try 207.48.53.2

Posted and emailed.
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does anyone know of any quake 2 servers up and running on the internet ?
Pretty soon there should be a deluge of Google Cancels. I mean, I bet it's
just "someone else" from OK who likes to fake UFO images and is into freaky
sex. Sounds like the Carl *we* know.
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Oh yeah, I forgot you think it's all a conspiracy!
I never thought that.
I thought that it was quite fun retaliating for the RL stalking that
Carl, Mike, and John did. It seems to have taught them some important
lessons.
It sure got you spanked by Pitt, stalker.
Um... No it didn't. I'd like to see you try to prove anything to the
contrary, beyond your normal incessant yapping.

http://tinyurl.com/22z9g

http://tinyurl.com/5fznl

Looks like Pitt knows a K0ok complaint when they see one, dipshit. Pleace
to be haceing the fun of refluting mee!
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You are not only
entitled to have them, you are encouraged to put them in writing
so that all can laugh at you. Please continue to demonstrate your
kookiness.
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That boy done
larned hisself some o' dem flamin' skillz. <snicker>
Methinks he got a few choice quotes from some of his
playmates. He's almost up to BruBeast Flame Level.
Last time you said I was a level 9 Mage with plus 5 hit
points. Don't make me take my 2 sided die and go hoem.
I'd prefer you get professional help, stalkerboi.
You should maybe try channeling some of those misdirected
sentiments towards yourself sometime.
I actually know a few people who are qualified. None have
suggested I need help.
It's probably because they aren't ready for such a challenge.
Have you told them about your history of RL threats of violence
and fighting on usenet, yet?
Rilly? Message-ID please?
Are you saying you've never poasted any insanity about meeting
someone at a certain place to fight? I'd fight you, but you're too
pussy to challenge me.
There goes another Irony Meter! I'll pass on any of your challenges,
nutboi. You might try to beat me up with your purse.
I didn't challenge you, Daffy. Learn to read.
I didn't claim you had challenged me, Bobbi. I was simply telling you not
to waste your breath.
I wasn't going to challenge you. I already know it would be a waste of
breath. You are too pussy. Problem solved.
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You're a bit out of their general area but I'm sure I could
get them to read the website of your own posts that I maintain
sporadically and see what a loon you are.
You might get some questions from them along the lines of "Why the
hell are you following astrology loons around and actually reading
what they write, much less spend *extra* time building websites?"
Answer: To watch kooks like you whine about it.
Boy. You got me there.
The only place I would like to have you is in a padded cell so that
you can only hurt yourself.
Sounds pretty weird, Cooj.
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Post by man "automatic garage door"
Nice recursive definition you got yourself.
Poking loons like you with virtual pointed sticks is entertainment.
Since you lack a sense of humor or much else having to do with sense,
I shan't waste time trying to explain it to you after so many have
failed.
That's a lie. You waste your time *all the time*.
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I'll let you know some of their thoughts when it happens, fool.
Sure Kev. You make sure I am the first to know when you contact
your shrink "friends" and show them your albums of "Teh Mop
Jockey" collectables. Let me know how they "verify" that *I* am
insane. <pat, pat>
Damn. Looks like I'll have to let the cat out of the bag. They've
already seen it.
That sure is convenient and all, but you really have no friends.
Stop down and find out. Wear your best dress and don't forget to
shave your chest, palms and the soles of your feet, mutant.
So I notice you have some weird fetish with women's clothing and
shaving. What's that all about?
do be sure to wipe yourself when you're done spewing this time.
So I assume this means you are spewing with every mention of that sort of
topic.
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It had them stifling laughter until they came to the part where all
those sockpuppets of Carl sicced me on you.
Did you show them the part where I ruined your gang's yahoo group by
releasing it's contents under GPL? I know you guys are always going
to be pissed about that. Not as pissed as Lewis got when I built
that one website, mind you.
I was annoyed? I must have missed that one. That's the one where you
downloaded every message from that group. Do look up the term "decoy".
Explain to me how you guys got a years worth of messages in there.
Wouldn't that have taken a year? Did you know that there isn't any
way to fake the dates on the messages stored in the Yahoo Group? This
means that you guys really were using it as an offgroup listserve.
Why you are ashamed to admit that, is beyond me.
I don't speak for the others, fuckchuck.
That's not what I've seen.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by man "automatic garage door"
Thanks for admitting for everybody else that the "decoy" excuse is a
huge backpedal, tho.
I'm glad you think so.....
I'm pretty content with that knowledge, yes.
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One asked me if entrusting you with a mop was a safe thing.
"one"? These "people" share striking similarities to your fevered
imagination? Were they green with antennae and able to float around
the room? Did "they" refer to you as "Dum-Dum"?
I think for my next trick I'll get a woman to smack you around.
That'll get you frothing.
You better go get yourself a sense of humour before you go looking for
a woman, pinecone.
I certainly won't be looking for one in your house. I don't think I
really want to visualize you in one of your usual dresses.
There you go, SpewJo!
--
Hi Everybody But J***!
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2004-10-20 22:04:49 UTC
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Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, admiited stalker, gender-confused freak and
utter fucking loon socked up as "man \"automatic garage door\""
<***@real.address> and whined in news:***@retardos.number.one.---.forever:


Nice mail address, freak.

<incoherence snipped>

You can now thank me for addressing all your coherent points, fucknuts.
man "automatic garage door"
2004-10-21 16:37:36 UTC
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, admiited stalker, gender-confused freak and
utter fucking loon socked up as "man \"automatic garage door\""
Nice mail address, freak.
Does this mean that if you drove a car like you post to usenet, it would be
a Lame Dodge?
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
<incoherence snipped>
You can now thank me for addressing all your coherent points, fucknuts.
And with that...

another pinnacle of your snowballing lameness hace been reached.
--
Hi Everybody But J***!

(No manual entry for 'automatic garage door')
Michael Davis
2004-10-20 10:40:21 UTC
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Notorious net kook, transvestite, psycho, ignoramus, coward and
obsessed stalking freak Roberta "mop jockey" Wolfe put on her 'man
"automatic garage door"' sock and wrote:

--- Snip much slapping around of Roberta by Cujo ---
Post by man "automatic garage door"
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So where the fuck is the rest of the laughing gang?
Yo.
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Did kook-watch go
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bankrupt?
Bankrupt? I didn't know we were ever incorporated.
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Ask them yourself.
No. You.
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Oh yeah, I forgot you think it's all a conspiracy!
I never thought that.
Denial of your paranoia noted.

You seem to be in denial big-time these days, Roberta. You are in
denial of your past posting history, and claim all those years of
posting utterly insane drivel about UFOs and free energy and
fringe politics was all just a big troll. You are in denial of
your past RL stalking and the spanking you received for it from
your employer. You are in denial of your mental illnesses that
cause your anti-social behaviors. And now you are in denial of all
the paranoid claims you made in the past about the vast conspiracy
that you said was out to get you. Denial ain't a river in Egypt
you know. The posts are there for all to see. Denying them won't
make them go away. They will haunt you until the day you die, mop
jockey. Sucks to be you.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
I thought that it was quite fun retaliating for the RL stalking that Carl,
Mike, and John did.
Hey there, projection boy. What RL stalking are you referring to,
besides your own I mean. BTW, nice to see you are still obsessed
with the three of us. We must have done something right.
Post by man "automatic garage door"
It seems to have taught them some important lessons.
Yes, we learned that you are an easily tweaked psycho. We have
learned exactly which buttons to push to set you frothing. We
learned that you are so utterly owned by us it isn't even funny
anymore. How important those lessons are in the grand scheme of
things is rather debatable though. Net psychos like you are a dime
a dozen these days.

We now return you to the regularly scheduled bitch-slapping of the
mop jockey by Cujo.
--
The Evil Michael Davis™
http://www.mdpub.com/scopeworks/
http://skepticult.org Member #264-70198-536
Member #33 1/3 of The "I Have Been Killfiled By Tommy" Club

"I've been called an asshole in about every language now!!!" -
Roberta Wolfe in a rare moment of honesty.
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